Gnats Nadger

Something very small, minuscule, also implying closeness or being close to something

We are within a gnats nadger of winning this deal

by Swinedog May 28, 2020

Patience of a gnat

To be very impatient

I have the patience of a gnat.
He won't be able to wait that long. He has the patience of a gnat.

by LydiaRae June 1, 2018

gnartist

Someone who makes creative use of the word gnar.
Although utterly ridiculous, even non-gnartists can appreciate this skill.

Matt: "Dude, gnar we there yet? We gotta shred gnar PRONTO, but first I'm gonna gnarf some pizza."

Rich: "Shut up man, your breath already smells enough like gnarlic"

Mike: "Wow, you guys are gnartists"

by Mike R was taken so this is my name February 12, 2008

gnant

adj.

The state of being in which a woman is actively giving birth. Being in labor. The periods of time directly before and after birth (pregnant and postgnant) are derivatives of this root.

see pregnant, postgnant

I better get my wife to the hospital...she's nearly gnant!

by MiracleWhip737 October 31, 2008

Gnat

A small two-winged biting fly, e.g. a black fly or a midge.

Kill all gnats or be bitten!

by Jafje September 30, 2007

Gnat's Chuff

If something is extremely tight, then it could be said to be 'tighter than a gnat's chuff.'

"So there I was yeah, just pulled this crackin' bird yeah, took her upstairs, took her mini off, and whoa! She was tighter than a gnat's chuff!"
"Colin, please don't talk like that at the dinnertable."

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

tight as a gnat’s twat

not generous and does not like spending money,miserly,mean

He was tight as a gnat’s twat that he counted every biscuit in the tin!

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny January 26, 2009