fluff your garfield

euphemism for masturbation, courtesy of ABC's "Whose Line is it, anyway?"

"I'll fluff your Garfield if you know what you mean."

by Euphysics May 13, 2005

Garfield snorkel

When a man sticks his ball's in a woman's mouth and slaps his cock across her face while the woman sucks in on the man's balls.

"Dude, I gave her the Garfield snorkel last night. My ball sack is so saggy."

by TheSnorkel January 18, 2008

Garfield

The lord and creator of our universe

Are you gonna praise Garfield today?

by Wolfking July 15, 2019

garfielf

the derp version of garfield

garfielf, you are such a fat cat, why are you so fat?

by jonthestupidfuk June 9, 2017

simon and garfunkel

great artists, paul simon is a modern american poet and art garfunkel has an amazing singing voice.
made famous in the 60s for songs such as "sounds of silence", "bridge over troubled water" and "mrs robinson"
well worth a listen, these are a duet who provide the soundtrack an era in american history.

simon and garfunkel make some great music,
the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard.
"the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"

by homer simpson March 24, 2005

Gnarfle the Garthok

A form of punishment on the planet Remulak. The offending conehead is placed in a Colosseum-like arena containing thousands of spectators. When the garthok is released the prisoner must battle it using only a hook and short staff. If the garthok is successfully gnarfled, the prisoner regains his honor. If he fails the conehead is killed and eaten by the garthok.

You have betrayed your cone heritage; therefore, you will . . . gnarfle the garthok!

by Brian McManus June 21, 2006

Garfield Kart

A 3DS game from 2015 that was created by God himself. Ancient Byzantine empires held Garfield Kart on a golden pedestal, which caused many a global conflict. WW1 was actually caused when Archduke Franz Ferdinand came into a copy of Garfield Kart: Epic Jesus Corkscrew Edition, and Gavrilo Princip was like, "Oh hell nah, I'm finna kill this boi."

Jesus: Can I have video game making abilities to please our subjects?

God: Of course, son.

Jesus: *Actually makes Garfield Kart, which causes eternal turmoil*

Also Jesus: wOrLd WaR tImE.

by TheLastHomicide November 29, 2018