gluten ribs

A Wheat Gluten product that makes a horrible attempt to taste like something and often ends up tasting like a Basset hounds feet. Often soaked in BBQ sauce or other types of sauce in a vane attempt to make it taste like something it's not. Usually contain wheat gluten, butter, water, yeast, and spices.

Those Gluten Ribs weren't too bad, not like the last batch the dog wouldn't eat.

by Eric Fast September 25, 2010

Glutening

the act of being ill from eating gluten. It is common for individuals with celaic disease.

Emily is going to stay in tonight because she is glutening from the pizza we ate last night.

by gluten girl's friend June 10, 2011

Butt gluten

BUTT GLU-TON
A butt gluten is a man that craves anal sex. Often men with small penis to cope with the tightness...

Tom H:"Moomin loves butt; he allwaysgets it down his local gay-bar."
Duke:"He is quite the butt gluten

by Terry Houghton January 8, 2009

glutin

a fat pig who eats to much..wants more than their share

that fat glutin ate my box of muffins

by shaila May 13, 2005

gluttenial

Denying one's own gluttony in one's actions.

Today I bought a package of "resealable" winegums as if I wasn't going to eat the whole thing as soon as possible anyway. I'm in gluttenial.

by logiwon February 6, 2013

Gluten Eyes

The condition that occurs when one is Gluten intolerant but unaware of this fact. Aproximately 25-30mins post gluten intake the persons eyes transform into a "do not fuck with me" gaze.

Hey Fiona did you eat pasta again? Those Gluten eyes are freaking me out.

by Spritz4lyf May 16, 2016

Gluten Heaven

Gluten Heaven can be found inside any country style restaurant.

Welcome to Gluten Heaven our special today is chicken fried steak with gravy ,biscuits and choice of waffle or pancakes.

by Jsncsub October 9, 2016