Gluten Free

Description of something usually, but not always, politically correct while being affected at the same time.

Q: Did you see her new Toyota Prius?

A: Yeah I saw it. That's SO gluten free!

Jim: "He quit his job to go work for Green Peace."
Bob: "Are you serious dude? That's just f@#king gluten free is what that is."

by holdontheresparky October 3, 2013

Gluten hoe

When a person only eats gluten based foods even when it is not needed

He is eating curry with bread instead of rice, he is such a gluten hoe

by BhandCurryBaba July 29, 2020

Gluten free cunt

All those idiots that haven't been tested but think a good allergy is a fashion accessory

I spoke to the gluten free cunt at the counter

Wanna knock the rest of her good teeth out

by sunny as fuck February 10, 2017

Gluten toot

When a hipster farts

Lars was shopping at whole foods when he suddenly let out a massive gluten toot!

by Dante_ck December 14, 2015

gluten tag

To have sex with someone while wearing a bagel, donut, or other pierced article of wheat around the shaft.

Javier loves to gluten tag his special friend. His special friend is less enthusiastic.

by andrew nelson brown October 20, 2008

gluten free lap dance

So your dick will stay intact when you are receiving a strippers lap dance

Gluten makes your dick fly off so with these gluten free lap dances you'll stay intact with your women pleaser

by Hooter180 February 8, 2017

Gluten-free

The willingness to have sex in any orifice other than the anus. Usually used in the first or second encounter with a new partner.

Secondary Definition: Extreme sensitivity or complete reluctance towards anal sex.

Dude, I hooked up last and we did just about everything imaginable and when I tried to go greek she told me she was Gluten-free!

by Ez-A January 10, 2012