Klutching 

The use of hemorrhoid cream for the purpose of achieving a muscular and 'ripped' physique prior to a night of clubbing.

"Yo homeboy, we gonna klutch for that killer rave on the 27th?"

"Hey Steve, check out those douchebags in front of us. I can't believe they're klutching in line before the doors are even open."

"Last night I discovered my boyfriend is on the klutch. I suspect he also loves the cock."

Klutching by vERM69 June 9, 2008

gitching 

The act when someone puts their pointer finger and thumb together (👌🏻) and makes and individual look at it, which at that point would then allow the person making the hand gesture to hit the person that looked at it.

“Dude! You totally just gitched me! That’s some good gitching!

gitching by umm. uhh. March 9, 2019

Gootching 

Gootching is when you and your friends pool together a small amount of cash to buy a shitbox on Craigslist known as a “gootch” Then proceed to live out your wildest fantasies. By soaring off jumps and rallying through waterfowl mating areas, light that fucker on fire and jump it into a small pond while eating a bowl of ramen. The world is your oyster.

Bro.. you’re never gonna pick up any chicks in that piece of crap, let’s go gootching instead!

Gootching by Lukeray October 23, 2020

dirty clutching 

When driving a manual car, the act of dirty clutching is when the driver depresses the clutch pedal so hard that the clutch spring goes sideways. As a result, this causes the clutch pedal not to return to it’s normal position.

When my Focus had 100 miles on it I was dirty clutching so hard, the OEM spring caved sideways and my pedal wasn’t returning lol.

dirty clutching by Chippy96 August 4, 2018

Glitching 

Glitching: going through withdrawal.

We ran out of the dope, and we are glitching until we get our fix.

Glitching by Fantineirl September 2, 2019

spec glitching 

Becoming invisible on Metal Gear Online(Online game), by way of doing the Spec Glitch.

<ASSASIAN> *Gets killed by online player*
<E.X DELTA> LOL ... U GOT OWND!!! NOOB!!
<ASSASIAN> Delta is spec glitching!!!!

spec glitching by BIG BOSS_736 August 19, 2006

Glutening 

the act of being ill from eating gluten. It is common for individuals with celaic disease.

Emily is going to stay in tonight because she is glutening from the pizza we ate last night.

Glutening by gluten girl's friend June 10, 2011