Gunking

The act of entering a female’s rectum via a hand or foot with the intent of removing fecal matter.

My girl was constipated so I tried gunking her. It worked!

by The Fucky Fister March 1, 2025

Gunking

Letting a snail slither on it

Oh dude I gunked so hard last night, like there were like three snails.
What’s gunking?
You haven’t ever gunked before?

by Psuedoism John March 15, 2025

Glurking

Glurking is when you shit and piss into a toilet and then get a cup and scoop up the "Glurk" and gurgle it.

Hey jake do you have to piss im in the mood for glurking!

by E2trappyv2.0Manigga September 2, 2025

grunking

taking a piss on someone in a movie theater, while specifically watching the Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle movie.

"A man was caught grunking on people."

by TGMania September 13, 2025

Glurking

1. The state of being physically stuck in one spot (usually on a couch or bed) because you are "doom-scrolling" or "rot-watching" content, despite having a full bladder, hunger, or urgent chores.

2. A specific type of "social glue" where one lingers in a doorway or at the edge of a conversation, unable to either fully join in or successfully leave.

"I was supposed to leave for the gym an hour ago, but I’ve just been glurking on TikTok for the last forty minutes."

I tried to say goodbye at the party, but then I got caught glurking by the coat rack for ten minutes because I didn't want to interrupt their story."

by glurkmaster January 9, 2026

tooth gunking

a trend on social media where someone stops brushing their teeth.

hey bro, how long have you been tooth gunking?

by toothgunker5000 May 10, 2024