The word "glump" means someone who is extremely retarded or really, really annoying. Singular: glump. Plural: glumps.
How to use it in a sentence: for example, "Today Kai was being a glump." This means that either Kai was being extremely retarded or really, really annoying. Another example, "That crowd of noobs over there glumps." Meaning that either they ARE extremely retarded or ARE really, really, annoying.
by yeet yeet lick my feet April 13, 2019
Get the Glumpmug. by Arytewcool January 28, 2024
Get the Glumpingmug. by Mr. G. Lump August 22, 2023
Get the Glumpmug. Verb: to glump, glumped (past tense)
Adjective: glumping, glumpy
For a word with so many uses, it is notoriously hard to define; like a cloud floating on the breeze of a summer's day it is ever-changing, but continues to inspire and awe. It may well refer to a certain ejection of bodily fluids, but could equally refer to the act of generating them instead. Moreso, it is a word for togetherness, camaraderie, and instils faith that the night will be good, because it will be a night spent in good company.
Adjective: glumping, glumpy
For a word with so many uses, it is notoriously hard to define; like a cloud floating on the breeze of a summer's day it is ever-changing, but continues to inspire and awe. It may well refer to a certain ejection of bodily fluids, but could equally refer to the act of generating them instead. Moreso, it is a word for togetherness, camaraderie, and instils faith that the night will be good, because it will be a night spent in good company.
After a long night in Wetherspoons, things were getting glumpy for Alex and Stewart
"I'm gonna get so glumped tonight"
"I'm gonna get so glumped tonight"
by BigGill July 19, 2025
Get the Glumpmug. It can be classified as the accumulation of semen within a males shaft as a result of Glumping. It can also be utilized as a derogatory term.
My doctor said I had an impressive Cum Glump built up after I glumpmaxed for a year straight.
Shut up you Cum Glump.
Shut up you Cum Glump.
by Forest Glump June 2, 2024
Get the Cum Glumpmug. by jaidakemper April 13, 2019
Get the glumpmug. The amount of ball pit balls (usually 2 inches in diameter) one can put inside their rectum. At least half of a ball must be inside for it to count. Someone can have up to 2 glump scores depending on whether the balls are lubricated or not.
Guy 1: Hey bro! What's your glump score?
Guy 2: I've gotten 20 dry, but with lube i'm able to get up to 30.
Guy 2: I've gotten 20 dry, but with lube i'm able to get up to 30.
by Lighty2TF April 2, 2024
Get the Glump scoremug.