Glooten

Glooten, kelcium’s greatest enemy! Basically gluten but better.

Ken: “Ay, Joe, what you got there?”
Joe: “You’re drinking Kelcium? GET AWAY FROM ME, I USE THE POWER OF GLOOTEN!”
Ken: “AHHHHH” *dies*

by siod March 2, 2020

glyte

a baddie that cannot be trusted.

“i been taking glytes out the matrix.”
“i fell in love with a glyte”
“stop brother she a glyte”

by Juna 999 July 12, 2023

glouted

a word used to describe something ugly or low-quality

person 1: vro he's so glouted
person 2: ikr

by princedetective October 8, 2024

glowtelligence

The illusion of intellectual enlightenment caused by consuming flashy, surface level content. Often AI generated or algorithm boosted that makes someone feel enlightened without understanding what they are actually talking about.

(Symptoms include quoting Nietzsche out of context and saying “consciousness is just math, bro”)

Bro said free will is a simulation and then cited ChatGPT. That’s not philosophy, that’s pure glowtelligence.

by catbrainrot June 27, 2025

gloyt

Good luck on your test

Hey, we have a test next period. Gloyt

by Andy114 January 21, 2026

zak Gloster

men named zak gloster usually have penisies with a length of aroung 10 inches

Wow Zak Gloster has a long penis

by Jake Pauls mum October 31, 2019