Gloomping refers to traveling with a group of friends in the middle of the night in vehicles and following random strangers in their cars in order to scare them as a prank. No harm is ever intended whilst gloomping. Gloomping can take place in many forms. The key to a successful gloomping session is the setup. Some examples of a good setup might be:
Parking your car on the side of the road with the lights off and waiting for oncoming traffic. Once said traffic passes you, flip on the headlights and pull a U-Turn. They would have thought the car was off and parked, and the sudden U-Turn is bound to scare the shit out of them. Proceed to follow them, or let them go, your choice.
If gloomping with more than two vehicles, it is best to have something like a walkie talkie. You can pull the same setup as before, or a setup with slight variations. Have the first car pull the initial setup, and then have another car flip the lights on down the street when the car gets closer. This will scare the shit out of the driver to know they're outnumbered.
Gloomping is most effective when done in a dark, neighborhood setting.
Safety should always be key when gloomping. Never push the joke too far, and never put yourself or the person you are gloomping in danger. Never follow a driver into their driveway, or into an alley, you never know if they could step out of their car with a weapon. If a driver seems suspicious, back off. Don't do anything stupid, as gloomping is already stupid enough.
Parking your car on the side of the road with the lights off and waiting for oncoming traffic. Once said traffic passes you, flip on the headlights and pull a U-Turn. They would have thought the car was off and parked, and the sudden U-Turn is bound to scare the shit out of them. Proceed to follow them, or let them go, your choice.
If gloomping with more than two vehicles, it is best to have something like a walkie talkie. You can pull the same setup as before, or a setup with slight variations. Have the first car pull the initial setup, and then have another car flip the lights on down the street when the car gets closer. This will scare the shit out of the driver to know they're outnumbered.
Gloomping is most effective when done in a dark, neighborhood setting.
Safety should always be key when gloomping. Never push the joke too far, and never put yourself or the person you are gloomping in danger. Never follow a driver into their driveway, or into an alley, you never know if they could step out of their car with a weapon. If a driver seems suspicious, back off. Don't do anything stupid, as gloomping is already stupid enough.
Hey dude! Wanna go gloomping tonight!?
Yooooooooo! Bro! That gloomping sesh last night was totally rad bro!
Dog... I think I just got gloomped.
Yooooooooo! Bro! That gloomping sesh last night was totally rad bro!
Dog... I think I just got gloomped.
by Gloomp God June 6, 2021
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To hug someone such that the hug is immediately preceded by a lunge, usually by surprise though not in aggression.
To hug someone such that the hug is immediately preceded by a lunge, usually by surprise though not in aggression.
by Justin Caruana February 6, 2009
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Used alot in the anime culture and in text based chat societies, e.g. Forums, chat rooms, txt'n, etc
Used alot in the anime culture and in text based chat societies, e.g. Forums, chat rooms, txt'n, etc
taken from real life
Matt - Oh my god, CHRIS!!!!!
*glomps*
Chris - You might want to get up, people might think we are...well, you know...
Matt - Dude, it was a glomp. Everyone knows glomps are cool!
Chris - Oh, OK
Matt - Oh my god, CHRIS!!!!!
*glomps*
Chris - You might want to get up, people might think we are...well, you know...
Matt - Dude, it was a glomp. Everyone knows glomps are cool!
Chris - Oh, OK
by mwh88 January 27, 2007
Get the glomp mug.When after being glomped so many times you start to suffer from cracked ribs, diziness and a vague longing for air.... O_O
Girl: *runs and glomps her boyfriend*
Boy: Can't... breathe....
Girl: Oh sorry! *lets go*
Boy: Dude, you glomp me so much I think i'm suffering from glomp syndrome.
Boy: Can't... breathe....
Girl: Oh sorry! *lets go*
Boy: Dude, you glomp me so much I think i'm suffering from glomp syndrome.
by mrs quinto April 11, 2009
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"Johnny, what happened to you? You're all wrapped up in bandages, on an IV drip and appear to have crushed down not unlike an acordian!"
"That's because I was glomped."
"That's because I was glomped."
by Takuna May 14, 2008
Get the Glomp mug.Glomping is the act of jumping on someone in an excited and slightly pervy manner. For example if your friend is happy or slightly horny, be aware for nearby flying objects. :P
"OMG I AM SO HAPPY! YOU ARE GOING TO BE GLOMPED NEXT TIME I SEE YOU"
"LOOK OUT! YOU ARE GOING TO GET A PROPER GLOMPING"
"LOOK OUT! YOU ARE GOING TO GET A PROPER GLOMPING"
by Leshmodinome October 22, 2012
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Often in tackle form.
Often in tackle form.
by The real Soup February 21, 2009
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