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glonk

does nothing and dies
My teammates are such glonks!
by _catdude February 2, 2025
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Glonk

A word that can be used to describe anything depending on tone, emotion and to whom it is said
WHAT THE GLONK HAVE YOU DONE?
You're a glonking idiot.
YOU NEED TO STOP GLONKING IN YOUR BEDROOM
by jarquavius the third September 19, 2025
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Glonking

The act of shooting an airsoft bb into your urethra, then ejaculated it out
You ever tried glonking?
by Ryehe71 April 30, 2024
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Glonk

Does nothing its whole life and just dies/meaningless
"youre a glonk"

"discord mods are glonks"
by Arieo July 14, 2025
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Glonking

The act of shooting an airsoft bb into your urethra, then ejaculating it out
He was glonking last night.
by Ryehe71 April 30, 2024
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Little glonk

Little glonk is a epic war lord and he defeated Yeet a lot of times he is also the coolest guy that exist
by Little glonk August 6, 2021
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Glonk

To be in an emotional state where you are lusting or pining for a committed long term relationship, yet at the same time, are wishing to keep the freedom of being single.
"Mate not even being funny I need a wife so bad."

"No you don't lad, you're just Glonking rn. Stay evil."
by Grobert January 21, 2024
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