Glonking

The act of shooting an airsoft bb into your urethra, then ejaculated it out

You ever tried glonking?

by Ryehe71 April 30, 2024

Glonk

A word that can be used to describe anything depending on tone, emotion and to whom it is said

WHAT THE GLONK HAVE YOU DONE?
You're a glonking idiot.
YOU NEED TO STOP GLONKING IN YOUR BEDROOM

by jarquavius the third September 19, 2025

Glonk

A derogatory term for an individual who is incapable of digesting Gluten

Natalie is a Glonk

by Kidz Table August 31, 2024

Glonk

To be in an emotional state where you are lusting or pining for a committed long term relationship, yet at the same time, are wishing to keep the freedom of being single.

"Mate not even being funny I need a wife so bad."

"No you don't lad, you're just Glonking rn. Stay evil."

by Grobert January 21, 2024

Glonking

Failing to digest Gluten

That Glonk is Glonking right now!

by Kidz Table August 31, 2024

Glonked

a situation where you need to think of a plan/solution.

I accidentally hit the guitar, i broke it. I'm clearly glonked.

by AMysteriousMan2001 August 1, 2025

Glonk The Wizz

A term used to describe smoking the drug marijuana, usually accompanied by friends.

Friend 1: Hey dude, wanna go glonk the wizz?
Friend 2: Hell yeah, let's go get high!

by QUEERHOMOMAN December 4, 2024