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Glonking

The act of shooting an airsoft bb into your urethra, then ejaculated it out
You ever tried glonking?
by Ryehe71 April 30, 2024
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Glonk

A word that can be used to describe anything depending on tone, emotion and to whom it is said
WHAT THE GLONK HAVE YOU DONE?
You're a glonking idiot.
YOU NEED TO STOP GLONKING IN YOUR BEDROOM
by jarquavius the third September 19, 2025
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Glonk

A derogatory term for an individual who is incapable of digesting Gluten
Natalie is a Glonk
by Kidz Table August 31, 2024
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Glonk

To be in an emotional state where you are lusting or pining for a committed long term relationship, yet at the same time, are wishing to keep the freedom of being single.
"Mate not even being funny I need a wife so bad."

"No you don't lad, you're just Glonking rn. Stay evil."
by Grobert January 21, 2024
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Glonking

That Glonk is Glonking right now!
by Kidz Table August 31, 2024
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Glonked

a situation where you need to think of a plan/solution.
I accidentally hit the guitar, i broke it. I'm clearly glonked.
by AMysteriousMan2001 August 1, 2025
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Glonk The Wizz

A term used to describe smoking the drug marijuana, usually accompanied by friends.
Friend 1: Hey dude, wanna go glonk the wizz?
Friend 2: Hell yeah, let's go get high!
by QUEERHOMOMAN December 4, 2024
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