Glonking

That Glonk is Glonking right now!
by Kidz Table September 01, 2024
Get the Glonking mug.

Glink Glonk

The act of layering clothes on top of each other to showcase how much of your wardrobe you can wear at once.

Specifically: A 'Glink' is the amount of underwear worn. and 'Glonk' is all other types of clothing.

You can discreetly be hitting a 12 Glink under your regular daily wear. or go all out with a 40 Glink Glonk to showcase your stature.
"Yo bro Jaydan hit a 48 Glink Glonk last night. shit went hard."
*Me currently wearing 10 pairs of underwear* "These guys have no idea im hitting a 10 Glink right now."
by J-Money.Vegas July 06, 2024
Get the Glink Glonk mug.

Glink Glonk

The act of layering clothes on top of each other to showcase how much of your wardrobe you can wear at once.

Specifically: A 'Glink' is the amount of underwear worn. and 'Glonk' is all other types of clothing.

You can discreetly be hitting a 12 Glink under your regular daily wear. or go all out with a 40 Glink Glonk to showcase your stature.
"Yo bro Jaydan hit a 48 Glink Glonk last night. shit went hard."
*Me currently wearing 10 pairs of underwear* "These guys have no idea im hitting a 10 Glink right now."
by J-Money.Vegas July 06, 2024
Get the Glink Glonk mug.

Glink Glonk

The act of layering clothes on top of each other to showcase how much of your wardrobe you can wear at once.

Specifically: A 'Glink' is the amount of underwear worn. and 'Glonk' is all other types of clothing.

You can discreetly be hitting a 12 Glink under your regular daily wear. or go all out with a 40 Glink Glonk to showcase your stature.
"Yo bro Jaydan hit a 48 Glink Glonk last night. shit went hard."
*Me currently wearing 10 pairs of underwear* "These guys have no idea im hitting a 10 Glink right now."
by J-Money.Vegas July 06, 2024
Get the Glink Glonk mug.

Glink Glonk Skadizzle

The act of going in a clothing store, taking clothes off the rack and wearing as many layers as possible, then walking out without paying.
Me :"Bro i just hit a 60 Glink Glonk Skadizzle last night. Peek the fit pic i got in the mirror before I bolted."
Friend: "Holy shit dude how did you wear that many clothes at once? You must be the Glink Glonk God."
by J-Money.Vegas July 06, 2024
Get the Glink Glonk Skadizzle mug.

The Glonk

A epic fun pro club

lineup:

Bonerman
Shamoo

Broonaldo
Roslea Rioter
Balvie boi

Kyle ca
Fin bar
Porkie

Greedo
Vincenzo
Cragg
Holy fuck it’s the glonk we better be scared incase they shit all over our wrists and piss on bonermans cat
by The glonk November 10, 2020
Get the The Glonk mug.