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Glonk Eliel

- A kid that doesn’t do shit in game and is overall buns at the game and acts zesty
Yo, you’re such a glonk eliel at this game
by Mr yummy bean June 5, 2025
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Glonked

a situation where you need to think of a plan/solution.
I accidentally hit the guitar, i broke it. I'm clearly glonked.
by AMysteriousMan2001 August 1, 2025
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Glonk The Wizz

A term used to describe smoking the drug marijuana, usually accompanied by friends.
Friend 1: Hey dude, wanna go glonk the wizz?
Friend 2: Hell yeah, let's go get high!
by QUEERHOMOMAN December 4, 2024
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Glonking

That Glonk is Glonking right now!
by Kidz Table August 31, 2024
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Glonked

"You are so glonked my guy!"
by bagel117 November 23, 2022
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Glonk

A word that can be used to describe anything, and the meaning changes to the user's will, depending on tone, emotion and to whom it is said
That's so glonking annoying!
Stop that or I will glonk you.
by jarquavius the third September 19, 2025
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Glonking

The act of shooting an airsoft bb into your urethra, then ejaculating it out
He was glonking last night.
by Ryehe71 April 30, 2024
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