Globglogabgalab

The all holy, true god. All other gods are false.

Person 1: I love my god!
Person 2: Who do you believe in?
Person 1: Jes...
Person 2: YOUR GOD IS FALSE. THE TRUE GOD IS THE GLOBGLOGABGALAB. THE MAN OF SCHWIBBLEGLIBBLEKIND!

by YoMommaFarted May 18, 2018

GLOG

It is an acronym used by some card carrying nerds, for the phrase "Good Looking Out G."

Guy: "Hey I got you some pizza roles for the magic tournament tonight"

Other Guy: "GLOG!"

Guy: "WERD"

by basementaljack August 5, 2010

Glone

The moment when two people happen to make eye contact, usually pausing for a moment and holding it while simultaneously yet privately think sensual/sexual thoughts. Could also be referred to as "that moment."

"I'm not certain, but I think my best friend and I experienced glone today."

by This Pegasus July 3, 2014

glonass

1. A russian GPS system
2. A derogatory term towards your friend

"hey Dave you are a Glonass!"

by Brendin February 21, 2005

gleng

The act of pulling the car door handle at precisely the same instant that the driver is attempting to unlock the car door, thus nullifying the unlock action. This word is inspired by the sound you hear when someone pulls that door handle just while someone else tries to unlock the car.

Just today, I was trying to unlock the car door for someone, and he glenged, thus causing us both about three seconds of aggravation.

by JoePosnanski March 4, 2009

glogging

the act of telling a story repeatedly in an attempt to be funny.

George: One time, when i was in 1st grade, i walked in on Fred taking a crap.

Rasheed: George, stop glogging it's extremely annoying.

George: Sorry.

by fookyahmaurice August 18, 2010

glond

To lie convincingly.

He had glondt.

by Paper or Plastic November 30, 2010