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Glamour Parking

Finding a parking spot right in front of the club/restaurant/establishment you're going to on a crowded street, downtown district, somewhere a parking spot is hard / impossible to find.

To his credit, Homer, a friend of mine, first started this. Now we all do it.
OMG that Lexus just pulled out of the spot right next to the handicapped parking. Quick! *the driver parks the car*
Everyone in the car altogether says/sings: GLAMOUR PARKING!!! (you have to kind of sing it a little bit)
by Troy Vogel January 22, 2009
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glomjorious

1. A feeling of intense satisfaction brought about by gluttony.

2. The look on a dog's face when it sticks its head out of a moving car window and its tongue flaps in the wind in a glorious manner.
1. I ate the entire cake, and I feel absolutely glomjorious!

2. That dog looks totally glomjorious.

Credit to /u/desmodaeus, /u/RamsesThePigeon, and /u/ConstantlySlippery of Reddit.
by eggbig June 6, 2014
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glamour of evil

When a villain is so glamourous and fabulous that no one stands a chance at defeating them
-"Wow man did you see how much of a badass that villain was?"
-"Ya they are the glamour of evil"
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glamour photographer

A glamour photographer is a big bellied, bald headed uncle running after bimbos with a massive camera.
A glamour photographer has posted an advert a for a glamour model for a professional boudoir shoot, no experience needed.
by HeinRich@BelleModels.biz September 23, 2017
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Globohomo

(noun, disparaging) flat vector illustration style; a simplistic digital art style using simplified, rounded geometry and uniform flat coloration. Paradoxically emphasizes the diversity of human subjects while appearing remarkably homogeneous. Commonly used in corporate propaganda.
Etymology: globalist + homogeneous
Searching for "diversity flat vector art" in an image search engine will produce thousands of works in the globohomo style.
by tp217 November 23, 2020
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glamorous

What every girl on Myspace think she is, thanks to Fergie.
I'm glamourous! Glamourous! Glamorous! G-L-A-M-O-

SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH!
by twistedbabydoll August 28, 2007
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glom

v.t. - to cling with sudden suction
"She glommed on to him like a duck on a june bug."
by pattygoat February 24, 2004
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