Selective listening

Cherry picking only what you want to hear, ignoring the rest like a narcissistic douchebag.

Sally told Jim she wanted to break up with him but they could still have dinner on his birthday and Christmas but all Jim heard was they can still have dinner. He's selective listening, he thinks they're still

dating!

by Snakecharmer June 17, 2015

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Easy Listening

Musical genre
Easy listening is a light or popular musical compositions, usually having a prominent melody and a quiet or blended arrangement.

Hey, have you ever listen to Micheal Bublé. Well, he usually makes Easy Listening music to soothe your virgin ears and he's really good at it.

by Vincent Pittman August 12, 2019

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Glutening

the act of being ill from eating gluten. It is common for individuals with celaic disease.

Emily is going to stay in tonight because she is glutening from the pizza we ate last night.

by gluten girl's friend June 10, 2011

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talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening

1. an invitation to cease "talking to the hand" and instead commence talking to the face, as the hand is no longer listening.

talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening

by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005

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listening

The same meaning as resting my eyes

It's when you try to act like you aren't going to sleep and you play it off by saying you are just "listening"

Same as- listenin

You going to sleep? no, just listening....Zzz

by SBD April 25, 2005

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