glerpal

When nipples secrete a purple like substance after sex with a smurf.

Damn it! I'm glerpaling again!

by Zeniqua September 30, 2013

Glarphing

An indescribable feeling.
OR
Feeling useless or like your life is going nowhere.

I'm totally glarphing right now.
Yeah man, senior year will do that to you.

by Toxiclaughter October 7, 2016

Glerp king

Glerp king is the king of the game glerp. Glerp is where you see who’s poop is bigger. The person with the biggest poop is the glerp king. No matter if you are a boy of girl. A glerp Queen doesn’t exist

Jay: dude look at mine. I think I’ll be the glerp king.

Brent: Dude mine over rules yours. I’m the glerp king.

by Omigodronnie. May 6, 2019

glerp

glerp is a word used to signify great amounts of disinterest

guy 1: "hey have you herd of the new game cal - "
guy 2: "glerp"
guy1: "oh ok then *walks away*

by russian cock sucker July 6, 2020

Gleapnorp

Hitting someone else in the face with a dab Wich then causes them to scream merp, fall over ,roll around , and bite their own thumb off.

To gleapnorp someone is to hit them with a dab.

by 🧠🧠🧠 October 18, 2020

Gleapnorp

What you say in disbelief, or could be a synonym to darn depending on your tone of voice

Cause 1 : Bob falls down
Effect 1: Bob says gleapnorp
Cause 2: bob gets a new x box

Effect 2: Bob says gleapnorp

by 🧠🧠🧠 October 18, 2020

Glarped

Morbid death

Can also refer to being ejaculated inside of

“Oh man, that guy just got glarped”

Meaning that the person got killed

Also

“He glarped in you”

by Alisha2992 December 15, 2020