You have come back from Glastonbury, you walk through the door and sit down, nothing you thought was real is. At 9pm you leave your desk job and all you can hear is the thumping sound of the Pyramid in your head, you go to your local night club and all you can think is how much better shangri-la is. Your friends who all went to V-fest or Wireless say they understand how you feel, and why you always look so sad, they dont. They dont know what its like to get 2 hours sleep a night, in the fields of Somerset, with nothing but a fiver tent and ten crates of cider. Eventually you lose sight of everything, all the dates that matter in your life are when the tickets go on sale. You eventually have to get counselling, with the counsellor wandering why you keep on saying Michael Eavis under your breath. Soon you live in the stone circle, no amount of police force can prise you out, the fields of Pilton Farm are your sanctuary. For the remainder of your days you change your name officially to Glastonbury and wait for the sacred date: where you can do acid at 5am and no one cares. Having PGSD is a sad, sad life.
Jack: Have you seen how sad Jim looks lately?
Tony: Yeah I know! I think he just came back from this hippie-fest in Somerset and has Post-Glastonbury stress disorder.
Tony: Yeah I know! I think he just came back from this hippie-fest in Somerset and has Post-Glastonbury stress disorder.
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Paul McCartney: "Hi everyone, I'm headlining"
Everybody in attendance: "Bollocks!"
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Get the Gaytones mug.Glastonbury is the closest city to the Pilton Festival Of Performing Arts, otherwise known as the Pilton Pop Festival and incorrecly known as the Glastonbury Festival.
Pilton is 15 miles away from Glastonbury.
Unfortunatley the once beautiful City of Glastonbry the ancient isle of Avalon is constantly overrun by wankers who after 3 days of very badly played music, hallucinogenic drugs, mud and muggings that they are never going to leave. As there is nothing but a few cottages and some frightened residents (and no social security office) so the tree hugging tosspots (or hedgers as know locally) then head out of the countryside into the city Glastonbury where they do nothing but tell everyone they they should get back to nature.While simultaniously trying to move 6 of their dickhead friends into your garden shed to set up a comune.
They then get a heroin problem and die.
Pilton is 15 miles away from Glastonbury.
Unfortunatley the once beautiful City of Glastonbry the ancient isle of Avalon is constantly overrun by wankers who after 3 days of very badly played music, hallucinogenic drugs, mud and muggings that they are never going to leave. As there is nothing but a few cottages and some frightened residents (and no social security office) so the tree hugging tosspots (or hedgers as know locally) then head out of the countryside into the city Glastonbury where they do nothing but tell everyone they they should get back to nature.While simultaniously trying to move 6 of their dickhead friends into your garden shed to set up a comune.
They then get a heroin problem and die.
"hey dude ive just been dropped off ,is this Glastonbury? wheres the festival? Peace.."
"Its 15 miles up the road you twat! so why dont you peace off and do your fire juggling somewhere else. And stop banging those god damn drums. Fuckin Rizla Executives!"
"Its 15 miles up the road you twat! so why dont you peace off and do your fire juggling somewhere else. And stop banging those god damn drums. Fuckin Rizla Executives!"
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A lower-middle class town, comprised of affordable homes, for lower income families. The town faces many issues: The High School is far over crowded, and developers have over developed homes, thus damaging home values throughout the town. The town and its inhabitants strive to be more like residents in towns greater to them like: West Hartford or Greenwich.
Gbury: My home is worth $100,000, and we paid 200,000 for it 2 years ago.
Other: Oh, You must be from Glastonbury, Connecticut.
Gbury: Yeah.
Other: Oh, You must be from Glastonbury, Connecticut.
Gbury: Yeah.
by poorglastonburykid1 March 14, 2009
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