Pedophile Glasses

Glasses worn by a pedophile - typically made to change to sunglasses when worn outdoors, but generally just stay a sleazy, cloudy color ... good for peering at children on the play ground.

Those pedophile glasses look amazing on you. I wish I was twelve.

by sera31204 July 9, 2010

cat wearing glasses

u've probably seen this gif in the define word

why is the cat wearing glasses

cuz hes mating and cant see the hole of the cat woman

by internetnerd801 February 25, 2021

Chester Glasses

Glasses / Sun Glasses worn by creepy old men that make them look like chester's. Often they are 80's style glasses with dark orange tinting and accompanied by a dick duster.

Man did you see that bus driver at school today, I think he is going to swing by the elementary school and surf the scene. Yea, was the one wearing the chester glasses.

by Jack The Genius July 16, 2010

Glass Closet Syndrome

An absurdly flamboyant gay man that is either unaware or still in denial about his sexuality and either way doesn't realize that it is abundantly obvious to every other human being except Terri Schiavo

"What is Mitch doing with a girlfriend? That kid's gayer than teletubby figure-skaters."

"yeah...it's a pretty severe case of Glass Closet Syndrome."

"Well, you cant blame a guy for trying. What's the girls story?"

"...oh, she's just retarded."

by LEVIATHAN1000 February 25, 2010

glasgow kiss

A headbutt. Within Glasgow itself the term 'Gorbals kiss' is often used, referring to the most dangerous area of Glasgow. It is hypothesised that within Gorbals it is known as a Crown Street kiss; and on Crown Street it is called a Number 73 kiss; and at Number 73 it is known as Steve's kiss. Steve, however, calls it whatever the fuck he wants to.

Love ain't like the movies
it blisters and bruises
and knocks you about with its fists
It Leaves you a wreckage
all postaged and packaged
and sealed with a Glasgow kiss
- Sealed With A Glasgow Kiss, Carter USM.

by J. Z. Knuckles September 1, 2008

shattered the glass

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.

I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass

by dontmesswithlawyers June 8, 2017

Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up

Movie reference from the Adam Sandler film “Happy Gilmore” in which a Nursing Home Orderly, played by Ben Stiller, authoritatively denies the polite request for a glass of warm milk by Happy’s grandmother.

Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.

by nws December 23, 2008