Skip to main content

grasshole

One who eats too much vegetable fiber, resulting in a blow it out your ass effect of green matter.
A smug individual whom is either vegetarian or vegan and makes wild claims to others about their poor diets.
"When Juanita had too much Palak Paneer at lunch, and then too much cerveza at dinner, her intestines filled with gas and she blew it out of her grasshole".
by gREEN dRAGON November 12, 2014
mugGet the grasshole mug.

Glasshole

Hockey fans who bang or pound on the glass at games in a futile attempt to distract the opposing teams' players.
Me: See that Glasshole down there?

You: Yeah....

Me: If we go down there and pound on his face do you think it will distract him from the game?

asshooligan asshat hockey bro seat gypsie douche
by XtraCheezy June 21, 2011
mugGet the Glasshole mug.

Glasshole

Windshield repairmen who hang out in gas stations and car washes. They will look at everyone's windshield for any signs of chips or cracks that can offer to repair.
I hate going to the car wash. Those annoying Glassholes are always looking at my windshield.
by Arizona Willie April 22, 2011
mugGet the Glasshole mug.

Glasshole

When one is bogarting a glass piece for smoking pot. ie: a bong
Hey Steve, stop being a glasshole and pass that shit!
by G3RM@N1250 December 18, 2011
mugGet the Glasshole mug.

Glasshole

An amalgam of "glass" and "asshole", used by Hellboy as an euphemism for asshole in Hellboy II against Johann Krauss, which has in the film an glass dome as part of his containment suit.
Krauss: There we are. Your temper,it makes you sloppy. Try to control it,Agent Hellboy. Before it controls you.
Hellboy: Glasshole.
by Amina Koyim January 17, 2011
mugGet the Glasshole mug.

grasshole

grasshole: can be used in two separate occasions
(adjective)
1. when one doesn't want to swear but imply 'asshole'

(noun)
2. when one 'plays' dirty, with references to the gross shat under the grass
1. "Jaime is such a grasshole for dumping Liz."

2. "Eww, ur so perverted...go to the back and lick a grasshole or sumthin you CACK."
by AJ22885 June 9, 2005
mugGet the grasshole mug.

Glasshole

A punk rocker hipster scene-ster type who wears horn rimmed, or Buddy Holly style glasses.

Usually accompanied with a zip-up hoodie, Dickies pants and Chuck Taylor shoes.

This person's perception of the world is pessimestic and/or sarcastic. Approach with caution because he's probably a jerk and think's he's much cooler than you, square.
Billy: "That guy's a creep, I said 'what up' and he snubbed me. What gives?"

Johnny: "Don't worry about him. He's just a glasshole."
by Aaron Goodyear August 8, 2005
mugGet the Glasshole mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email