Gladys

The most amazing girl . She's shy at first. She's funny, always laughing. She's smart. She's the kind of girl that will be there for you no matter what. She's loyal. She's awesome. She's beautiful. She's sweet and kind hearted.

Boy 1: Damn look at that girl.
Boy: She's a gladys.

by Oliver25 February 8, 2014

Sideways Gary

Apparently this is what AmazingPhil is to homeless men in London.

Phil: *walks down ally past a homeless man and notices there is a dead end. Turns around and faces the homeless man sitting.

Man: SIDEWAYS GARY....

Phil: err.......*runs away* D:

by atlbraves2461 October 6, 2010

glarbon

A closet homosexual who outwordly bashes gays.

He's gay, he's leading a double life, he's a glarbon.

by J. J. Friedman July 14, 2005

Gladys

the most amazing person you'll ever be lucky enough to meet. extroverted , kind , and creative. she's an artist naturally and it shows in her original style. she's an icon and an inspiration. she's also your favorite granny friend who's always baking for funsies. she's the life of the party and can make any situation fun. she's also not afraid to be straightforward and gives great advice. she's the best of friends and deserves the whole world.

Gladys is the best person I've ever met.

by sunnieshines June 2, 2018

Gary Numan syndrome

A promoter's fear of not selling any pre-sale tickets for a fucking legendary artist! Goddamnit!

In reference to Gary Numan's gig in Geneva (Switzerland)on May 16th, 2006, when not a single pre-sale ticket had been purchased (though an intimate crowd of people got their tickets at the box office on the night of the concert).

- Hey mate, I've just booked this great artist to perform at a really neat venue, but I fear that no one's going to buy a ticket because everyone's a fucking ignorant!
- Dude, you've got the Gary Numan syndrome.
- Fuck!

by fuckin' fuck! January 30, 2009

Gary Ishizaki

the secret identity to his characters Crazy Ish and Major Math. creator of web hit "haloINTegers" and a few others. he is known to have hair resembling ramen noodles. fucking pedo I'm telling you, math teacher at some fucking middle school, probably wanks it while thinking about the 6th graders, wouldn't surprise me

"its my n work Gary Ishizaki"

by patric jarman May 7, 2019

garyjobo

when a Gary gives you a hand job

CODY: have you ever had a garyjobo before?
TARY: no what’s that ?!
CODY: you’ll have to ask Gary

by garyjako May 12, 2020