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gayness galore

Someone who is so unbelievably gay and proud of it. You are intrigued by this person and tend to be amused also. This person loves everyone and slowly becomes your hero.
Alex is gayness galore. Its g'fawesome. He's my hero.
by Owie Skuba July 19, 2006
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your gayness

A parody on the the phrase, your highness. Used in a friendly manner among gay friends.
Person 1: Dude, bring me back something to eat.

Person 2: Yea, sure, your gayness.
by Quido1 March 10, 2008
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gayness

shut up with all that gayness
by sneeeze April 4, 2019
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straight gayness

The act of a lesbain buttfucking a homosexual man with a strap on. They are members of the opposite sex, yet the roles have been reversed.
guy 1: Hey man, did you see that video on HBO last night?
guy 2: Yea dude that was straight gayness
by burtbikerboy October 14, 2007
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Gayness

A game where a bunch of dudes, 2 people or more, point at another dudes crotch and attempt to gently but swiftly touch it. You can only use your index finger, no cupping allowed.
You get 1 point if you touch peen, 2 points for touching balls.
Can be played by gays and straights alike, family members, friends, etc.

You don't want the other dude to touch your peen/balls cuz he will get the point(s)...
first to 5 wins.
Best played if your drinking.
dude #1: hey you wanna play gayness?
dude #2: what's that?

dude #1 points his finger at dude #2's crotch and pokes it.

dude #1: peen! 1 point, yes!
dude #2: My turn!
by gay4payallday July 27, 2009
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gayness per se

violations of heterosexual law

For a valid gayness per se claim, the plaintiff must show:

1) the potentially gay actor committed a homosexual act,
2) the act is one that is commonly associated with gayness, and
3) the act involves another man

Footnote: intent is irrelevant under gayness per se analysis; therefore, unintentional or accidental acts of gayness will rise to the level of full-blown gay under gayness per se
Jeffrey, under the false assumption that gayness must be intended, did not think he was gay after accidentally bumping into a naked old man in the locker room. Jeffrey is guilty of gayness per se.

Mari thought that Shawn was a man, but in reality Shawn was a grotesque and hideous looking woman in disguise. Mari is guilty of gayness per se.
by Franky Bananas February 3, 2009
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Gayness

A state of intense joy and happiness coupled with a hint of homosexual reflection aftertaste.
-Good friend, Lance just passed by, he sure seemed quite gay about this wonderful day, and he looked untraditionally happy to see me.
-Why, yes he did and was,my fine fellow, as he passed, I sensed a resistable, but very noticeable feeling of joy, and a very brief idea, that touching someone's penis with one's own could bring a satisfying feeling of gayness for the whole day.
by Goodgulf November 4, 2011
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