GILVERT

Sweetest and kindest person you'll ever met. Always care about others but people always find him annoying and lame.

THE TALE OF GILVERT

by John Gilvert Benson November 22, 2021

Givernment

The idea that government exists to spend money and/or solve all problems of people, businesses or groups by spending money.

President Obama has really expanded Givernment spending.

I'm waiting for my givernment check to come so that I can score me some sweet crack.

by DOTK June 10, 2009

Giverny

Giverny's are like there name, unusual. Caring and devoted people, that sometimes find it hard to let go. A creative flare burns deep within them, and with focus they can achieve anything. Misteriously sexy, Giverny's often capture people's interest, leaving them longing to find out more. A friend in Giverny is a true friend.

Giverny will put someone else long before herself.

by trixiebluebell February 5, 2010

Leno Giver

When someone retires from a legendary television franchise, passes the torch to a worthy successor. Then he gets bored and starts a new show which sucks and then asks for their old job back by firing the successor.

He's a leno giver

by tas46064 January 14, 2010

giver the onion

1. To vigoursly give sexual satisfaction to the female through intercourse to the point that you may make her cry. Past tense (gaver the onion)

2. The want of sexual relations

3. The need to expediate a situation

1. I was doing Lola last night and I was so intense when I gaver the onion she cried.

2. Wow Nick did you see that chick? I would love to giver the onion tonight dude.

3. Hey Nick!! giver the onion.

by mram November 5, 2007

The Half-gift Giver

This is someone who gives you a gift, usually a gift certificate at a bar or restaurant, with the intention of you using it with them, so in effect, it is only a half-gift

Danny: Happy birthday, Mike, here's your gift!

Mike: Hey, a $50 gift certificate to Rob's Good Time Bar, thanks!

Danny: What are you doing today? I was thinking of going to Robs, wanna go?

Mike: Ummmm, yeah, I guess...(wow, what a cheap fuck Dan is, he is the half-gift giver, looks like I'm paying for the tab, ... again...)

by bob_c_o January 31, 2010

Birth Giver

A pejorative directed at a parent or parents that one has an estranged relationship with. It was popularized by the South Park episode "The Wacky Molestation Adventure".

My birth giver called to bitch at me last night, I just hung up on her.

by Hade E Alder May 14, 2014