Girthy

Something so significant and monstrous it blocks the sunlight that reaches earth. The absolute mass of it causes the cornea of your eye to rapture and at long last return your vision to the proper 20 20. It is the overwhelming sensation of a colossal force so strong it brings you to you knees at one glance. The meer presence of something so breathtakingly dizzling is enough to create a super nova appear in broad daylight.

“The girth of this scrumptious banana makes the liquid in my mouth arise. You can call it girthy.”

by Thegirthgiver August 01, 2021

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Girthy Murphy

A sexy black bald middle aged man with a polo, cargo shorts a cane and a bowlers hat named Murphy with a overly wide sized penis that sleeps over at girls party’s or hangs around kindergartens

Geez did u guys see that Girthy Murphy yesterday tuning those fit kinde kids I hear he has the fattest pp around

by Jetty_rat February 29, 2020

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Girthy Gary

Girthy gary is typically associated with a younger male that can't grow facial hair and has a bit of girth is his genital area but this is not a bad thing

Crash has a older brother that is considered a Girthy gary

by madgoblin5000 February 24, 2019

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