gingervitus

GINGERVITAS is a disease that attacks the hair of its victims and turns them into gingers but does not produce the full effects of gingers only the super ginger hair color, and it is recomended that the victim is palish, cuz tan gingers are icky

Jenyy- OMG! SHE HAS FUCKING GINGERVITUS!
JONNY- no she doesnt she just got heer hair dyed
Jenny- yea meaning she has gingervitus

by alexysssssss June 28, 2008

gingervitus

GINGERVITUS is the new form of retardation. anyone who has gingervitus cannot be trusted and they should be avoided at all cost! the closest thing to a ginger is a vampire. people inflicted with gingervitus cannot go outdoors or they will be transformed into a labster ..... a labster with freckles. Gingers live in caves by the thousands. DO NOT look directly at a ginger or the brightness of their firey head will blind you. having sex with a ginger is possibly the worst thing you could ever do, seeing you would burn youself from their fire pubes. GINGERVITUS will no longer be a problem, in 100 years all people inflicted with gingervitus will be swiped from the earth. THANK JESUS

joab: is that a vampire?
john: nah..... its just someone with gingervitus .... do not stare at him, you'll die

by SINEP00001 August 27, 2009

Gingeritus

Having very sensitive skin like a ginger.

Having the genes of a vampire and getting sunburnt very easily.

I get sunburnt all the time.
You must have gingeritus

by Nonperfect_Spongebob June 19, 2022

Gingeritus

Uncurable disease which contains: Red Hair, Freckles, Obesity, and Downtism. Got struck by God twice

Oh damn, that kid has Gingeritus, I wonder what he did…

by BeaverSpit October 25, 2023

Gingervitus

A non ginger that is sexually attached and/or addicted to a ginger.

Wow! Brandon has the gingervitus. That is his third ginger this month.

by Meadow Fields August 7, 2014

Gingervitus

When a male with orange hair , lightskin and freckles is receiving oral sex and ejaculates in his/ her mouth.

blackhammer964 just gave me gingervitus.

Patty o' Greger just stole my sole and gave me gingervitus

by idkjorge February 5, 2015

Gingeritis

When someone falls for a ginger, or has a thing for gingers.

Ben: You know that ginger in our math class is real cute.
Kevin: Oh you mean Ellie?

Ben: Yeah
Kevin: Well it looks like you have gingeritis

by Sodapop Curtisss February 29, 2016