Sean Gilmore

The most amazing guy in the world. Incredibly sweet, he always knows how you're feeling without you needing to tell him. He's incredibly loyal and an amazing boyfriend. He loves to sleep but not as much as he'll love his girlfriend and God. No one compares to him. He is the perfect human being. He messes up but he'll make it better. When you're in his arms you're the most safe you'll ever be. Everyone loves him, it's impossible not to.

I'm the luckiest girl in the world, I found my Sean Gilmore

by Easternemby December 16, 2011

happy gilmore

One of the most awesome movies ever. Adam Sandler stars as Happy Gilmore, a hockey player who lives with his grandma and has a really bad temper. He has to learn to play golf to get his grandmother's house back.

"Wow, you can count."
"And you can count...on me meeting you in the parking lot."

by The Chort June 11, 2004

Lorelai Gilmore

The reason for my existence...Oy with the poodles already..

Lorelai Gilmore is my heart and soul.

by urm0misindeedhot April 5, 2022

Gideon Gilmore

The Lord himself. Maker of the eternal and instant classic of instrumentation entitled 'A Dark Road,' which enlightens the listener to the meaning of life instantly. When heard for the first time, progressive rock legends David Gilmour and Jimmy Page immediately collapsed and knew their work was done, and the song was the reason for the death of Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. If it couldn't get any better, the legend himself released a 1 hour EP called Gideon Gilmore, which featured masterpieces such as "Metal Madness" and "A Mental Descent" which instantly became recognized as the peak of human achievement and instrumental composition. Music teachers from all around the world preached to their pupils about how unbelievably good the Gideon Gilmore EP was and how masterfully Gideon played all the instruments.

Person 1: "Man, did you hear that new Gideon Gilmore?"
Person 2: "I know, it was so good but I can't even explain why..."

by kapperoni and cheese April 14, 2021

Happy Gilmore

Best Film Ever!

"Jackass"
"Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick
my own ass."

by RB November 30, 2003

Brown Gilmore

a semi-obscure sex act that fulfills a particular fetish by combining a straight couple, a midget, and poop.

"Hey, buddy, when did you realize she was 'the One'?"

"The first time she gave me a Brown Gilmore!"

by D. Sanchez III October 7, 2009

happy gilmore

The process of bending a girl over the arm of a couch or whatever, and starting at one end of the room, run at full speed (hopefully you are fully errect) and insert the penis into the vagina.

I bent my neighbor over the arm of my chair and happy gilmored her. Unfortunatelly I was limp and broke my cock.

by David M Ross April 22, 2007