gilberg

A stupid Jew who falls all the time when he plays hockey.

Gilberg is a stupid Jew

by Danny_17_26 January 19, 2017

Gilmark

Big eyes but never observant and always clueless. Loves to watch anime but too pussy to start watching hentai. Only goes for older woman that are long distance away. Everyone thinks he has a BBC but really he has a small tree stump. Never gets a haircut but his hairline is still reaching for the stars.

Wow who's that over there
Thats my sexy beast gilmark

by KDB69 June 17, 2019

Gilberto

A comedian who tells the same joke over and over again so people can laugh their ass off

"That Gilberto guy is so funny"

by Tomthebomb is a nigga August 12, 2020

gilbertism

A religion in which you worship a green tropical fish, from minecraft, called Gilberty.

Louis: All hail Gilberty.

Connor: You follow Gilbertism?
Louis: Of course! May he rest in piss!

by Connor Big Penis June 30, 2021

17 Gilbert Court

A homeland where the many goats around the world live, such as Zion and Saquon. People who live in this house contain the clutch genes of Big Al. (Red Dye is not permitted in this house). Many people that live here have extreme fast growing muscles in certain areas such as the shoulders and calves.

Yo let’s go pull up to 17 Gilbert Court tn. Remember don’t bring the red dye

by Dodndbs October 15, 2021

Gilbert

big ah monkey ah battyfish
likes to swing from trees

oo oo aah aah

"conservative party sucks"
"gilbert is a big dark monkey

by OOOoahhhh October 13, 2022

Brantley Gilbert

The most under-rated person in country music. Writes with Jason Aldean, and is responsible for most of his songs. Has an excellent voice, and almost died in a car crash on highway 129, which inspired him to write music full time. True Musical Genius. Look him Up.

Brett: Man have you heard that new Jason Aldean song "My Kinda Party"
Me: Yeah, too bad Brantley Gilbert wrote and preformed that song in 2007. As Well as Dirt Road Anthem. Aldean is still very respectable though.

by jAk3333. February 28, 2011