Gigadick

it is a physical quantity measure for peniles, describes the amount of individual sperm cells you penile stick can handle running through it, there are multiple measurements that are used in all physical quantities (like distance : meter, kilometer)ranking from high to low : nanodick, microdick, dick, kilodick,m megadick, gigadick, teradick, petadick, exadick, zettadick, yottadick ect.This is a standard measurement used by penis experts such as : Lana Rhoades, Kimmy Granger and other young entrepreneurs/actors mostly of female gender to rank peniles of beautiful and talented black men. We can also have an start to end measurement, which is a measurement of how many sperm cells a penile rod can handle, and then contrasting it with the end average product of 3 intense masturbations done by Shaquille O'Neal. This can give a realistic contrast to the performance loss a nigga can handle. Scientifically you can have a man in the middle attack measurement, which includes 2 men connected by series with their "gender pole" and the end pole is then inserted in a gender fluid/womanated extraterrestrial /human.

Nigga 1: Ayo kendrik, grab my penile gigadick
Nigga 2:Ye Lamar, i got my dickaflop ready to insert on that hoe
Hoe: *PORNOGRAPHIC SOUNDS*

by ShitsJustAJoke March 27, 2021

Gigantic Turkey Sub

Known for joking during serious situations, its catchphrase "I say we put MUSTARD on it!" is known to create random laughter.

Boss: Gigantic turkey sub!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: ( a gigantic turkey submarine sandwich ) I say we put MUSTARD on it!
Boss: ( outraged ) This is NO time for joking, Gigantic Turkey Sub!!
Gigantic Turkey Sub: Cut Human Resources.

by Kielay December 20, 2008

Gigantictizum

larger then gigantic
(biggest object ever)

i have a gigantictizum dick

by Hodgy July 4, 2006

giganticness

being a marianna

aka

being greater/superior to other humans in size or other attributes.

that guy/girl looks like such a giganticness

by debatish December 9, 2008

giganticaphobia

the fear of something to small

person: oh my gosh
Friend: what?!
person: This cheerio is to small I have giganticaphobia *whispers* I'm scared

by scaredofcheerios October 24, 2014

Gigantic Scottish Cow!

An exclamation for when you want to say f*ck, motherf*cker, or any word of the sort. Not only will this have you curse less, but also probably will have the people around you laugh when you say it. It's not slang yet, but it will be. If it isn't, well, gigantic scottish cow.

1. "Dude, I can't go to the party." "Why?" "Because my mom is a gigantic scottish cow." *dying of laughter, and they both feel better*
2. "Son of a gigantic scottish cow." *tears come out of his eyes as he laughs*
3. The driver stuck her middle finger up at the other driver. "Gigantic scottish cow!" *everyone stops honking to laugh at that joke*

by Aditis May 29, 2017

Gigantic cock

Something marek searches for

Y: Marek, what r u searching for
M: gigantic cock
M: jo

by Šuk May 23, 2018