gershy

The Internets ideal of gershy, defined as combined cuteness and creepyness.

That thing is so gershy I just want to pick it up and fling it across the room!

by Gentleman Scholar December 25, 2007

Gresty

When a boy bounces up and down on his thumb whilst in the bath also wanking violently

Oh my god gresty's just done a gresty

by dislamiumentalist February 4, 2010

gerstenschlager

my last name

Amber Gerstenschlager

by butt_licka January 4, 2004

Gerty

A girl who enjoys being filmed whilst having rough sex with many men up every orafice surrounded by images of wild boars. It is possible to tell whether a girl is a 'Gerty' due to her large 'assets', small amount of clothing and badly dyed hair. Commonly mistaken for an Essex Girl.

Guy 1: 'I had a very weird night with that girl i picked up'
Guy 2: 'Did she want to be filmed having sex with many men in a room full of pictures of wild boar?'
Guy 1: 'Yeh! Do you know her?'
Guy 2: 'Maybe, she sounds like a Gerty though'

by Fraisin January 5, 2010

gerty

An abbreviation for a dirty old smelly grandma who wears a merkin.

person 1: wanna come to the movies tonight?
person 2: oh man i cant, i've gotta go visit my gerty!
person 1: dude, that's gross.

by ilylays May 14, 2008

Gerstenkorn

A German male, who is immigrating to another country because of the size of his penis.

Stephen: Dude, we have a Gerstenkorn at our school!
Busby: I know! and his penis is histerical!

by The Buzbinator May 29, 2011

Dirty Gerstein

having sex with a gentile girl (shiksa) and then slapping her ass with your yarmulke (yah-mah-kee)

That Catholic whore wouldn't shut up so my Rabbi gave her a Dirty Gerstein

by mrgarcia0001 October 11, 2008