gerrard

Best footballer ever... the coolest, hottest most talented player in England and possibly the world. Steven Gerrard is the captain of Liverpool FC, the best team in England. He is a 26 year old midfielder who i love :D:D

LIVERPOOL FC... NEVER WALK ALONE

whats the best team in england? Liverpool
whos the best player in england/world? STEVEN GERRARD

by Gabi Raving Reds Fan July 14, 2006

Gerrard

to do 'a gerrard' means telling people to be careful not to slip but then slipping yourself.

For Example: I cant believe that Sam just did a gerrard

by theoneanonlyone October 18, 2016

Gerardo

The nicest, funniest and most handsome man you will ever meet, he acts like a clown and has a very funny sense of humor he's very talented and has a big pp, he has the most beautiful chocolate brown eyes and the most adorable widest upturned smile

P.S. i love you gerardo

Gerardo, te amo!

by la novia de gerardo November 24, 2021

Dirty Gerardo

An event occurring during foreplay when you’re performing oral sex on your partner, and you get pubic hair stuck to your “mustache” area.

In honor of legendary bartender Gerardo “Gerry” Ornelas, whose glorious mustache would make Pancho Villa cry tears of joy and pure mezcal.

“Dude, I was going down on Stephanie the other night, and she totally gave me a dirty Gerardo. Felt like I needed to shave twice!”

by Mr. McHaggis April 1, 2022

Gerrarded

Has two meanings, the first of which is simply thieved. The second, which is slightly more complicated I must warn you all, is to be knackered for the next couple of months.

Where's me hubcaps? Oh, they've been Gerrarded!

by Lord Spanglemonkey of Daningham September 23, 2004

Gerrard's Sock

Technically, a receptacle used to collect semen (usually, but not exclusively, human) excreted through acts of either auto-erotica or independent stimulation.

More commonly, a wank sock.

Colloquially employed as an term of reference when referring to the producer of a certain Saturday early evening broadcast on BBC Radio 4. Whose name rhymes with hymen. Which is apt as he is a bit of a cunt.

That Simon, he's a right Gerrard's sock.

Often truncated to -

That Simon, what a sock.

Can be used in combination with any variety of terms -

What a fucking sock.

Or even as an adjective -

What a socking tool.

by Mrs Clancy February 14, 2005

Steven Gerrard FC

A slang term for Liverpool FC, who's fans treat Steven Gerrard as a god and base the entire club around him. Many believe he is the best player in the world, he has more saying power in Liverpool FC then most Chairmen would have in their own team.

"Liverpool fans are just obsessed with Steven Gerrard"
"That's why it's called Steven Gerrard FC

by -kyle- January 17, 2007