gerrit

The act of joining a group of people (in the street or at a party) and position yourself within the group in such a way that someone has to stare at your back and you thereby exclude this person from any conversation.

This act is mostly performed by potheads and slightly autistic- or socially inert people.

Dude! Go stand somewhere else you're totally gerritting me!

Look at that girl, she's totally gerritting the other guy. I guess she didn't like it that he couldn't hold his bart..

person 1: What did Kay say about it?
person 2: I dont know, I was unable to finish my story 'cause Florian totally gerritted me with his fat body and started telling Bart about his poop in the fridge..
person 1: Lame...

by barting fag with a huge jort October 27, 2010

gerrymandate

Where a political party proclaims a mandate after clearly losing an election, because by the use of gerrymandering they managed to retain control of the House of Representatives. When if anything near a reasonable redistricting system would of been in place, they would of easily of lost that control.

In the 2012 Presidential election, Republicans maintained control of the House of Representatives even though they lost states like Ohio and got less of the congressional votes. However, because of abusive gerrymandering in Ohio, they ended up with 12 of the 16 congressional seats available in the state. When afterwards they claimed to have their own "mandate" from the voters, they only really had a gerrymandate, because they actually got less votes in the House of Representatives than the Democrats did and kept control by gaming the system, not because it was the will of the voters.

by Hauntedsoup November 9, 2012

gerrymandering

Splitting the voting population in favor of the group in power by any means necessary, such as specifically targeted advertising, redrawing district lines, teaching specific politics in schools, or violence.

It was gerrymandering when the Catholic highschool took the children to a Bush rally.

by Slippy P Funk Yo D Fird September 14, 2004

Gerrit

A very cool name attached to an even cooler person. A type of person usually found at a hippie hostel while traveling around the world, surrounded by tons of girls drooling over him. They typically study something impressive and humanitarianly oriented, like Medicine, and they live abroad pursuing their dream. Gerrits are sexy heartbreakers, so attractive and manly they will melt your panties. But they are so much more than just hotties, they are incredibly smart and profound, committed to the world and the people they choose to be in their lives. They are honest, ambitious, open-minded and have great ethics. They are eager to try new things, explore, grow and improve themselves. They are amazingly loyal friends, always there for you before you even ask for it, and just fun to be around. Romantically, they will simply rock your world. They are rare to find and hard to catch so lock them down while you can! In general, they are the kind of people that just change your life for good.

Anna: Were you at that dnb festival last weekend?
Lisa: Omg yes! Met this super hot German guy, named Gerrit. I kept hitting on him but he didn't even realize. So cute!!

by Tera21 December 9, 2016

Steven Gerrard

A great captain for Liverpool but likes to slip on his arse a few times to give away titles. Currently manages Rangers.

He slipped like Steven Gerrard

He’s as good as Steven Gerrard

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

gerrell

A nice, cool, adventurous black man who always gets the girl he is a great athlete a great friend to have all though he is known to be a nerd and he does watch a bit of anime he is a great artist

Girl1: Gerrell is so hot
Girl2: I know right I wish he could be inside me

Or
Jealous guy: why does Gerrell get all the booty
Girl: what you jealous that he's hotter than you

by Set Girl April 7, 2016

Gerrard

An alternative term for God often used by those affiliated with Liverpool FC.

Thank Gerrard i'm not a manc!

by Rhamhoy May 22, 2009