Geriatrophile

The complete opposite of a paedophile. As in one who likes to interfere, fiddle and copulate with old age pensioners.

"I always had my suspicions about Barry, he spends far too much time at the care home....I bet he's one of them twisted geriatrophiles. Fucking perv!"

by gogggg February 6, 2006

Gerg

To continuously annoy your friends on Xbox until you become blocked.

Alternate definition:

To immediately block someone when they join your Xbox party

This guy was so annoying in the Xbox chat, that I immediately Gerg’d him.

by NHL boss July 26, 2019

GERIATRIC POLY PROBE

When you take an elderly woman’s false teeth out and stick them in her ass and then you perform anal sex on her.

Yo dude, I picked up this old bitch at Bingo last night. The dumb ho wouldn’t stop talkin’ so I gave her the Geriatric Poly Probe

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 5, 2009

Geighbor

Noun. Your gay neighbor. See also,gaybor.

Boy: Hey, I want to have a party.

Friend of Boy: Do you think your hot geighbor will come?

Boy: Yeah, the gays love parties!

by Todd Williams November 7, 2007

geriatrocity

The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.

Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next year. That's what I call geriatrocity.

by shrimphead February 28, 2009

Gergen

A unit of effort equivalent to the energy required for a 96-lb male to walk up three flights of stairs at 8:35 in the morning.

Naw, that's at least 12.5 Gergens of effort.

by captain_euphemism January 9, 2011

Geriatric Thumper Dance

Reminiscent of Thumper the rabbit from the Bambi cartoon, it is the practice unique to elderly people in which they quickly tap their foot on the floor several times in rapid succession immediately prior to raising that leg off the floor so that they can quickly slide on that side of their underwear, pajamas, or pants before falling. Contradicting the apparent belief underlying this behavior, studies by gerontologists have concluded that the Geriatric Thumper Dance is mostly ineffective in preventing old folks from losing their balance.

Samantha: "Grandma, how long have you been lying on the floor this time?"

Grandma: "Sweetie, I'm so glad you came along when you did."

Samantha: "Please Grandma. No more Geriatric Thumper Dance, OK?

by Perv Johnson November 24, 2010