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Geopbyte

Currently the largest possible measurement for data storage. (Bytes)
One geopbyte is 1024^10 or 1267650600228229401496703205376 bytes. Or simply a 1 followed by 30 digits. (Not zeroes)
You may soon need a geopbyte worth of free disk space in order to download a movie from the internet.
by Clawdya Windwalker August 17, 2011
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gopher peeking

When you have to crap so bad it feels like you literally have a gopher peeking out your sphincter. Not to be confused with it's cousin, the "frightened turtle."
"I'll be back in a minute. I've got a gopher peeking."
by KWB March 14, 2005
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gopherment

1. a term reflecting the frequent tendency of government officials to suddenly disappear from public view when the spotlight of criticism shines on them, typically for a period of 1-2 days or until someone else's boneheaded antics capture the headlines

2. An instinctive and defensive reaction of an elected official to avoid a "whack-a-mole" reaction by their constituents
"Hey, have you seen Gov Stanford since his "hiking trip" hit the wires?"

"No, he seems to have ducked outa sight."

"Just like a gopherment official. Gone underground until someone else steals the limelight."
by just_warming_up September 2, 2009
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geoheadie

A person or thing that is one with the universe's eternal energy. Geoheadie people understand the most complex ideas about life and the circle of energy. Geoheadie's are the highest form of headie beings. Geoheadie's live by PLUR.

Geoheadie things consist mainly of earthly ideas with sometimes a focus on geometric shapes. Orignaly used to describe objects seen after smoking dimethyltryptamine (DMT). Now more common uses describe blown glass, a persons style, a piece of clothing, or anything that is associated with peace, love, unity and/or respect.
"Dude, your new bong is sooooooooo geoheadie."

"Lorin, the bassnectar dude, is way to geoheadie for his own good!"

(while on several doses of LSD) "The lights! Geooooheadie!"
by cpham May 18, 2011
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gopher mayo

gopher mayo is a phrase to confuse someone with.
"Hey! Gopher mayo!" "What?"
by mary and isabella July 19, 2016
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Spooge Gopher

A mess of hair and cum that accumulates in your plughole, after weeks of wanking in the shower.
That spooge gopher in the bathroom actually crawled out and asked me to comment on the duality of man this morning. Clean your bath, man!
by Chiefwiddler2 June 9, 2009
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Dirty Gopher

The game of shitting, and then sucking it back into your anus before it can fully leave your body, like that of a gopher leaving it's hole.
Skeet: Yo Jimmy I was hogging the bathroom with Dirty Gophers all night last night
by GasMaskOverdrive December 5, 2017
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