Gonome

A Headcrab Zombie's second stage of mutation, appearing only in Half-Life: Opposing Force.

If a Headcrab Zombie isn't killed, it turns into a Gonome.

by Skelwor December 9, 2009

geometry

1-the most terrible class ever invented. 2-a great wayy to fuck up your GPA
3-another way for teachers to make you feel like an even bigger dumbass then you really are
4-the most pointless form of math ever invented!

omg i'm so excited to go to geometry.it's an awesome way to fuck up my life!

by %^ May 11, 2009

gnome sane

Know what I'm sayin?

How many 29 year-old record company executives operate out of their mom's trailer? Gnome sane...

by James Lahey June 4, 2004

excretion geometry

The study and/or formation of excrement (shit) in particular shapes

My baby son's an expert at excretion geometry since he seems to make perfect triangles and blocks out of his own poo!

by Doddi October 17, 2007

sock gnomes

Sock gnomes are mythical creatures that pilfer socks. The loss of which only becomes aparent at the exact instant that one really really needs to find them. Sock gnomes are related to the underpants gnomes. The archenemy of the sock gnomes is the sock goblins

Ahhh damnit! I can find any matching pairs of socks... the bloody sock gnomes have been at it again

by Grant McDonald February 2, 2004

Garden Gnome

1. The tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.

BEWARE THE GARDEN GNOMES!!!

That's an ugly garden gnome!

by Bob December 20, 2004

roaming gnome

The rarest of farts, this anomaly occurs when wearing jeans that are way too tight. Gas is released from the anus but has nowhere to escape, so it travels along the taint to the pocket created by your balls against your leg, then is released to either side of your package. It usually results in a bizarre tickling sensation and sounds like cat meowing backwards.

"What the fuck was that!?"
"What?"
"That noise that just came from your groinal region!?"
"Oh, that. I just dropped a roaming gnome. These pants are two sizes to small."

by udm111 February 25, 2010