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gerbert shang

An English Cult founded by Joe Bouelam who are made to worship the sweet lemon sherberts, which they renamed Gerbert's.

The members get in trouble on a daily basis for fun.

The lower-ranking members named Gerbert Guppy's such as Stirling are abused and attacked by the others doggy piling on top of them but some members choose to be attacked such as Jamie who can withstand over 300 kilograms on top of him.

To become a member you have to withstand a test of balls where you have to do something to get in trouble whether you get caught or not.
Gerbert Shang host a lot of games such as hide and seek, manhunt and beating each other up.
Joe: we have gathered today in support of Gerbert's everyone you may now eat your Gerbert
All Gerbert Shang members: GERBERT SHANG! X3
by way2cool4usmeglets November 27, 2019
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ed gilbert

An Ed Gilbert is the act of taking a haymaker punch to the vagina. The aim of the Ed Gilbert is to become imbedded fully into the uterus of the recipient, at which point the puncher will begin to masturbate with his own feet, until semen spurts out of every known orifice on the human body. By the end of the Ed Gilbert the puncher will have lost his arm inside the uterus and will begin to stimulate ovulation in the female. This is commonly how the average man and woman will complete coidis. To ensure fertilisation the final actions of the Ed Gilbert include taking a two footed kick and a flying head butt at the anus of the female. Only one in five parcipiants ever survive this mating ordeal.
Is she dead?

Not sure, I heard Alex Barry gave her an Ed Gilbert though!
by Gdgdvccb January 13, 2014
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A stupid Jew who falls all the time when he plays hockey.
Gilberg is a stupid Jew
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To render something (content, concept, or situation) easily digestible, so that it can be consumed/understood with minimal effort
These millennials need everything gerberized for them to function.
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