Geezer

A hallarious event, joke, or predicament. Usually accompanied by a knee-slap. Interchangeable with the word “knee-slapper.”

Bro you know the test that I failed yesterday?

- Yeah?

Well the teacher inputted into the grade book as an A!

- Lol what a geezer!!!

by Chazz Finster August 31, 2020

Geezer

Slang for a redneck bloke who doesn't make any sense at all.

To properly pronounce, say, "ghee-ZAH".
Filthy GHEEZAH!

*in a club*
person1- "Do you see that person over there?"
person2- "yeah."
person1- "he's a filthy geezer."

by deadsushisocks June 6, 2013

Geezer

Southern way of spelling geyser.
A Geyser is something that spouts shite on a regular basis, there is one in Yellowstone Park - Old Faithful. In a way, it is sort of like a cockney loudmouth trying to be cool and dandy, regularly spouting shite to try to impress but in reality fails and makes himself look a right pillock.

My black cat is blacker than your, 'cos im a geezer.

by Blacker Cat March 30, 2009

Geezer

Used mostly in England. Reffers to an old guy that is excentric, drinks a lot, scares children, is a pervert, or watches football and swears when his favourite team loses. Not to be confused with old fart, whom meaning is another (an insult).

That geezer I saw yesterday freaked me out...

by BangUrMissus September 19, 2015

Geezer

an old man

that man is a geezer

by allan_t321 June 2, 2016

Geezer

Some people use It as a term to greet a friend but the geezer I know is a mop haired emo, he loves chocolate too much and is secretly a fruity Don his dad is tt but his sister is a dirty crackhead who thinks she famous. His house is basically a homeless shelter and could easily be robbed by a few Grebs. Overall he’s a bit of a tramp

Shut, up geezer your a tramp

by Anti geez November 13, 2019

Geezer

A guy that’s basically a lame ass nigga that does nothing with his life he just sits on his ass all day

Yoo you wanna hang with my cousin?
Hell no he’s such a Geezer

by Zay3000 February 1, 2020