geezer

Extremely old man who is frail, drives slowly, annoys the hell out of you, complains about kids being too loud, slurs and talks about the good old days when you could get a pint of beer for a shilling!

Look at that old geezer! i wish he would die!

by Ryan Guthrie June 18, 2003

geezer

(gē • zûr) n. Slang. An old man, particularly one who is either cranky or eccentric.

That old geezerbroke his hip!

by Nighthawk7 December 9, 2009

geezer

A person who enjoys consuming large amounts of alcohol, acting rowdy, and splitting peoples wigs. All because they have entirely too much time on their hands.

Believe me, you don't want to go to that party. It'll be full of geezers, all getting sloppy and looking for trouble.

by Detrick M. Roberson March 22, 2004

The Geezer

Soak your hands, either intentionally or through doing dishes until they are wrinkley and pruned. Then go to work on yourself. Its like receiving a geriatric handie.

Wife made me do dishes last night, but I finished strong with the Geezer... that's not soap film on her favorite coffee mug.

by No Limit Llama March 10, 2020

Geezers

A man's balls, a pair of testicles. Can also be used as an expression of one's ego. (Can also be pronounced "gee-zahs" as if with a New York accent)

"'Ey Tony, did you see that fight yesterday between Frankie and Joey?"
"Yeah I saw, got him right in the geezers!"
"Oof, right in the geezers. They'll be swimmin' with the fishes tonight."

by xomboii November 24, 2018

geezer

according to The Streets(an english rapper, like eminem)someone you should not fight, someone one who gets fucked up and rowdy when 'e's had a bit too much brandy

oi, all these fuckin' geezers, lets leave

by bitchcatmyass July 18, 2004

geezer

English slang for a sick guy, someone who is respected by you and you like alot.

Yo sup geezer hows it going?

by Sam Moorhouse April 17, 2004