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geekosterone

What causes IT Geeks to tell incredibly exxagerated stories about their technical prowess. Effects usually occur when a group of three or more geeks gather, often in the presence of female company, whom they promptly start to ignore in effort to top eachother's epic tales of prowess.
At a party, geekosterone causes the chicks to leave when they hear:

"I rewrote the kernel for Vista, and it was stable and actually worked, but M$oft fired me and buried the code cuz they wanted to shackle the users.'

"That's nothing, I, well actually my cousin in one of those Swedish countries, helped Linus write his first assembly program."
by gurutc January 4, 2008
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Geester

Whats up geester?
by Zabass October 20, 2010
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Space Geese

Space Geese: A series of loud, foul smelling squeaky farts which resembles the cacaphony of a gaggle of interstellar honkers. Can be used as an excuse during the awkward silence after said fowls take flight from the anus.
Example 1: "Verily! Surrender yon booty or I shall be forced to free my legions of molten space geese upon ye!"

Example 2: "Jesus, what is that smell?"
"I think a flock of space geese flew by!"
by Axel Jaundice Pohaku July 8, 2012
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Gensokyo pipeline

An ancient tourture method founded by Marisa in which you strap someone to a chair or table and tilt their head back then hyperextend their mouth and insert a broom either handle side first or the other way around and wait till they choke
Hey Toni I think this fella needs the gensokyo pipeline
by The real Marisa March 31, 2021
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Kendo Geeyo

The proper "street" pronunciation of NBA player Kendall Gill as pronounced by "Dee Dee" on the hilariously unfunny show "My Brother and Me" run on Nickolodeon in the early 90's.
Look Alfi!!!! Its Kendo Geeyo!!!

Then Kendall Gill appears in his size 18 shoes, baby blue matching windbreaker and high top fade.
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Geejo

That Woody is a fuckin' 'Geejo !!
by Chaich September 14, 2003
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geelong mall rats

Drug addicted teenagers, or students at Oberon.. Is normally found wearing sluty clothing, or in a fight. They have no respect for anyone or anything, except there sluty boyfriends and girlfriends..
Lets go into town.
Lets not it smells like a geelong mall rats kind of day.
by EmenintFate96 May 18, 2011
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