Similar to "better half", used to refer to a significant other who's also significantly gayer.
eg. Bisexual partners of straight folks, gayer partners of gay folks, women partners of men.
eg. Bisexual partners of straight folks, gayer partners of gay folks, women partners of men.
Straight Stan: I can't come to the moshpit, Straight Stacy wants me to come home and cuddle
Patriarchic Pat: you faggot we know you want to go home and cuddle, don't blame it on your gayer half
Straight Stan: yeah well that's female privilege ain't it? They don't get called out. They get away with gay. What am I supposed to do?
Patriarchic Pat: you faggot we know you want to go home and cuddle, don't blame it on your gayer half
Straight Stan: yeah well that's female privilege ain't it? They don't get called out. They get away with gay. What am I supposed to do?
by sadgay2 February 25, 2020
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I'd just got clipped by a Boer bullet, nuffin' serious, so Jack gimme a gasper while he put a dressing on it.
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Mike got ripped off on ebay, and did not know what to do. Mike formed a plan... He got his Camaro/Firebird buddies to unite the message board forums of the internet to deliver the Gasper Treatment to the crook.
by Eric Gasper March 10, 2005
Get the Gasper Treatment mug.While having anal sex, when you pull out and the anus is gaped, you spoon mac and cheese into it. You must use the spoon originally used to stir the cheese into the macaroni, not a regular spoon you would normally eat with. After the spoon is pulled out, any macaroni left on it is then fed to the gaper with the WHOLE spoon portion completely in the mouth, whether it be by her own will or forced, until it is completely clean. Alternatively, if the gaper is in the doggystyle position, you can use her back to rest the pot, and then scoop and drop macaroni into the gape between thrusts.
y0, i made sure the leftover macaroni and cheese didn't go to waste this time. I had my mother-in-law warm it up and then I made her ass some Gaperoni!
by b0ssm4n July 18, 2011
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Get the gaymer mug.A gaper is a skiier or snowboarder who is completely clueless. Usually distiungished by their bright colored clothes and a gaper gap, the gap between goggles and a helment/hat. Gapers also do the "Gaper Tuck" which is an attempt at being a ski racer by tucking, however, it is done incorrectly with the poles sticking straight up like thunderbolts and lighting, very very frightning! Gapers also sit at the bottom of jumps and try and go big off table tops in the park.
1. My eyes are burning from that gapers bright colored clothes.
2. I fell off the chair laughing at that gaper tuck.
3. Did you just see that gaper getting landed on because he was sitting like a dumbass at the landing of a jump.
2. I fell off the chair laughing at that gaper tuck.
3. Did you just see that gaper getting landed on because he was sitting like a dumbass at the landing of a jump.
by Abe W January 5, 2006
Get the gaper mug.a wonderful creature of horror (vampire) that has been so horrifically gayified that they now sparkles. This is often cause by Mormon house wives being aloud to write novels.
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