the new garlic bread

The latest most fashionable thing of the moment

Your new shoes are really stylish
Yes they are the new garlic bread!

by Bumpkinsmithe December 20, 2016

Garlic Bread

1) Best food you will have in your entire miserable life
2) God
3) For some reason, the official asexual food

1) Yo, this garlic bread hits harder than a 2023 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 RST!
2) Garlic Bread is what we worship
3) I have no fucking idea what to put. The ace people decided garlic bread is their food now, I guess.

by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz December 24, 2022

Garlic Bread Slut

A slut who loves garlic bread.

Corinna can't stop eating garlic bread, she's a garlic bread slut.

by bigballermax February 27, 2024

Garlic bread

A phrase commonly used as a code word for erotic fanfictions (mainly on Wattpad.)

I have some hot garlic bread
Can I have some?

by gli-tch August 8, 2022