The destroyer of Thanos and slayer of pussy. Don't fuck with him because he has the power of god and anime on his side. He's already fucked your mom so don't worry about him doing it. No one knows what he looks like but we think he looks like normal Garfield.
by PussyNigger69 May 14, 2019
Get the XXX Garfield mug.After pouring a shot of liquor, one drinks straight from the bottle while leaving the full shot glass alone. The entire bottle need not be consumed in one gulp (this would be impossible for most people), but more liquor must be drunk from the bottle than is contained in the shot glass.
Named for the manner in which the cartoon character Garfield is seen eating cake on several occasions.
Named for the manner in which the cartoon character Garfield is seen eating cake on several occasions.
by Broheim Steamroller February 22, 2010
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by Spider-hoe September 9, 2021
Get the Andrew Garfield mug.The coolest cartoon cat to date. Garfield was created by Jim Davis and highly succesful.
Garfield is well known for eating entirely too much, sleeping his little life away, and kicking his dog friend Odie off the table.
Extremely amusing for all generations.
Garfield is well known for eating entirely too much, sleeping his little life away, and kicking his dog friend Odie off the table.
Extremely amusing for all generations.
The people who hate garfield are jealous because he is funnier than their own shitty comics.
Garfield will eat you.
Garfield will eat you.
by theplainjane April 29, 2005
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Get the Garfield-ass cat mug.When someone hangs out with worse looking people than themselves to seem prettier or skinnier than they are.
Bob: ”stacey looks really fit in that picture”
James: “No, it only seems like that because she’s using Anna as her Garfield-diet”
James: “No, it only seems like that because she’s using Anna as her Garfield-diet”
by Jimmy broswem July 2, 2019
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