Grandads whisper

the horrible laugh of an elderly person that seems to be more like a death rattle than a sign of amusement

grandad saw a ladies ankles and i almost call for a herce because of his bloody grandads whisper

by frogcloset November 21, 2005

Grandads ashes

Grandads ashes. I accidently ate my grandads ashes because it looked like coco powder and it looked good... '¬'

Ohh no i ate me grandads ashes...

by Waden kay October 9, 2019

Step-grandad

Step-grandad

A man's pathetic and rather quite sad attempt at being a real grandad. A delusional man whose step-son/daughter has had a child and for some strange reason believes he is the grandad of the child, who shares not 1 Iota of DNA with said grandad!

2. Step-grandad

Delusions of grandeur by a life long non achiever, futile attempt of having the one thing not even his sister can give him... a real grandchild!
See also IMAGINARY FRIEND.

Hey bro, you're about as real as a step-grandad!

by Smell the roses October 1, 2016

grandadify

where the father becomes like the grandfather in mannerisms and dress code.

Gosh on that awful family newsletter he has grandadified significantly.

I believe he has grandadify-ed

by Sazzy J December 28, 2011

grandaddy lolo

Granddaddy MF lolo... that's the guy who can just get yo girl pregnant by just looking at her. He smart but yet he the type of person to drown a fish. He spiritually enlightened but has moments where he wants to slap the hell out of you. and he yo granddaddy

her: babe i think im pregnant
him; how
Grandaddy lolo; I looked at her bruh

by HappyFart4 November 29, 2017

Grandaddy joint

A grandaddy joint is a marijuana cigarette produced during times of desperation, made of many already-smoked spliff ends or roaches from previous smoking sessions. It is called a grandaddy because it is an old ass decrepit and sour joint reminiscent of the smell of elderly people, these spliffs are particularly difficult to inhale and are almost unenjoyable to smoke.

Grandaddy ingredients may include the following: weed, hash, stale tobacco, dust, keef, dead skin flakes, and any other dirty ashtray contents.

"Man got so fukn low on weed the other night i smoked a grandaddy joint with my grandad, was so stale it almost killed him"

"you know times are tough when you don't even have endies for a grandaddy"

by Thumbiwa August 13, 2018

graandady

the best meme page on Instagram

friend: ‘what are you looking at?’
me: ‘just the best meme page on insta’
friend: ‘what page is it?’

me: ‘graandady’

by tolphos April 22, 2019