Gage is one of those people who is always fun to be around. He's hard on himself but really he's wonderful in many ways. His puns and jokes can make you laugh even if they're bad ones. If he's busy he'll still do his best to spend time with his friends. Gage is a cool, smart, talented, sweet, hilarious and awesome dude who you can always trust. He can make your bad day instantly better by just being there and chatting with you. Sadly, he doesn't realize how special he truly is. Despite this, he's still lovable and amazing. This might not apply to every Gage out there but if you know one who's like this, treasure them because they are one of the greatest friends you could ever have. (I'm sick and tired of seeing so many bad/sexual/insulting definitions for "Gage" so I decided to fix that by creating one based off of a Gage I actually know. )
Hey, what do you call an Undertale nerd fighting somebody? EnGAGEd in combat. :DDD
by mystical bean September 5, 2018
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Gages are so sexy if you are in a relationship with them never let then go because their dick is so HUGE I have dated two gages and both of them had 8 inch dicks or bigger they will make u orgasm so fucking hard
Gage have #8inch dicks
by Ur mom get May 3, 2019
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A guy that is generally called daddy. Given code names so girls can talk about him right in front of him without him knowing (Ex. Foxy) A complete sex machine that gets all the pussy. Generally tall.
"Hey why is Grace sitting down so much today?"
" Gage must've gotten to her last night. He just can't stop when it comes to her."
"Poor girl!"
by Jardyn The Walrus December 1, 2016
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To cause, or by affect cause an unforeseen (usually destructive) outcome.
Ben bumped into Dain, causing Dain to knock over a beer on the table. "You gaged that beer!"
by Harlock October 17, 2012
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A cute guy even the boys want his cake
Guy:Do you want Gage's cake
Guy 2:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
by GreenMoose65 November 26, 2021
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Gage is the name of the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He is perfect, sexy, cute, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, makes you happy, makes you blush, makes you smile, makes you laugh, and IS JUST PERFECT. He has the best hair ever and everything about him is perfect ✨. He can be confusing at some times because he doesn’t know what he’s talking about himself LOL 🤦 ♀️🤣. He would never breakup with you unless you CHEAT on him like some people 🙄. He would never cheat, be rude, or say something hurtful because he has the biggest heart 🥺😭❤️.
I love you Gage ❤️😘😍🥰🥺😭
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Gage has a huge and absolutely massive wiener. Is very strong, probably cooler than you, is super strait. You are gay. Everyone he meets is probably a cuck or just a moron. If you had to google this than you probably have a smaller wiener than him. You should respect and fear any person named gage you meet.
Gage is a stud man

“I know, I want to be like gage
by A guy named gage March 30, 2022
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