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An extremely vile and artificial substance that trashy slobs blindly ingest despite a lack of knowledge as to what gum contains. But perhaps the worst thing about gum is that the most religious gum chewers are the least able to chew like people. Instead, they must force decent people to listen to the moist sound caused by disgusting amounts of saliva that gum generates. These sounds are similar to that of a cow chewing it's cud, but this analogy may be imperfect because no sound will ever be as vile as the sound made when people chew gum.
What is in gum anyway?
Gum is the most disgusting substance known to man.
gum by badgerman5566 May 30, 2011

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various types of gum are: Badcat, Chordprogression, Jade, and Notebook.
GUM by PyT reppin' th' WaSc MoB! October 19, 2003

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Weed, Marajuhana, Pot
I want to chew some gum

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Codeword for a cigerette.

Mint gum= Menthol
Sugerfree gum= light
I really need some gum
Gum by Stasha June 27, 2007

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a goulam in the north-east of england
omg- look at that gum picking pennies from the ground
gum by sirbobcheese March 24, 2009

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Hey can I have some gum to chew? I'll give you a dollar.
Gum by IndyJones February 13, 2019
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