greentard

A person who cares about the environment but uses unscientific methods that don't work and annoys the crap out of true environmentalists.

Greentards agree that there is scientific consensus on climate change.

by Elmart July 3, 2017

Greentard

Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.

Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!

by muntumbo mo klick January 2, 2009

Asain Greencard

The art of Raw Doggin your partner using Wasabi as lube..

She's earned her citizenship last night after I gave her the Asain Greencard

by Xsavior November 2, 2021

greengard50

The coolest person you can ever meet

I'm horny, I looked at greengard50's nudes

by Dannyisgodx3 October 19, 2008

greencard wife

A woman who gets tricked into thinking she's a wife.

The sexy lady got tricked into magaige not knowing that she was just a Greencard wife Aka keys to the U.S.A.

by Blackknight187 July 13, 2019

Ghetto Greencard

A temporary pass given to people who was not born in the ghetto but moved there afterward. Or those who lived in the suburbs and either hung out or dated someone from the ghetto thus getting a temporary pass. can be revoked.

Dan, you've moved to Yonkers you lost your ghetto greencard so stop saying word.

by V.Daniel October 17, 2010