Gort

A Capybara.

"hey hows Gort doing?"
"pretty good"

by Ducklat September 25, 2022

gort

to summon your big black ball muslim friend

adam: gort
ruslan: alright i’m hopping on xbox

by penisballlicker90000 December 27, 2022

Gort

"Gort" is a word usually used to describe someone who's actions are so bad you don't even want to mention their name. This word in particular is also usually not used with any other added words before it. An example of it's usage can be seen below.

Gort may be used like this:

Person 1: "Dude. Did you see what they did back in 99'? Crazy, I can't believe they'd be so cruel to those poor families"
Person 2: "Gort"

by 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 August 20, 2023

Gort

The area on a circumcised penis between the head and shaft under the remaining foreskin.

My gort is so sensitive after gooning for hours.

by Sammy1230 August 26, 2024

Gort

The act of scquimping on the spoug𝛜s

Jakobi gorts everytime he watches Rick and Morty

by luqucavious1234 October 19, 2023

Gort

the use of a greatsword glued to a greatsword that is serrated and can be lit on fire

Jacob gorted over everyone

by cheerioes April 21, 2024

Gort

The act of bulking on greens, then holding in your shit for weeks, then jerking off your thick chode until green thick goo comes out.

Damm Evan, always trying to gort.

by GDraz March 17, 2025