Goosed

Past-tense slang for cumshot
The act of shooting one's semen onto someone's face or head

Dude, I was watching porn the other night and the girl got goosed!

by Skippy Tree June 22, 2017

Goosed

When you get stood up by your girl/boy; ditched or abandoned

"Bro how was your date?"
"I got goosed man, I'm pissed"

by sugar_tits69 November 13, 2017

Goosed

Goosed is a word for being high or saying you were high.

bro i got fucking goosed last night.

bro I’m so goosed

by Shawn Silverman May 17, 2018

Goosed

Goosed is another word for high, it is used when you are high out of your mind. It is largely used by teens in the Philadelphia area to express how high they were.

Bro I got fucking goosed last night or dude I’m so goosed right now

by Shawn Silverman May 20, 2018

Goosed

Being heavily intoxicated, usually by the effects of marijuana.

"Dude I just ripped that bong, now I'm goosed"

by Furniture Wallace July 11, 2019

Goosed

Goosed..Humped, Fucked,Ass,Bum,Spinkster,Shitter,Porked.

See that look on his/her face like they were Goosed.

by squid1161 January 21, 2020

Goosed

To be fucked, boned, done for, finished, or generally put out or in trouble

I forgot to take the chicken out to defrost and Mum just came home, I'm goosed

by toplobster90 October 19, 2020