The Duke of Gongle

A mythical person who exists

"Hello, are you the Duke of Gongle?"
"Why yes! I am indeed the Duke of Gongle. For short you may call me... The Duke of Gongle."

by jacob mcjacobson July 23, 2012

Gonkling

a slur or contemptuous term for a baby goose

This one angry ass gonker gave birth to a million fucking gonklings and now there is shit all over campus.

by ninthhorizon June 19, 2018

Gongled

A slang term meaning to be drunk, wasted, pissed, or smash. Used only when referring to large consumption of alcohol.

"I'm fookin' gongled, lad!"

by David Bowles May 6, 2008

gonly

A pokémon fanatic that has only played pokémon go

Why does tyler only play pokémon go bit is such an avid pokémon fan? I bet he's never played b2/w2. So gonly.

by the largest poop October 19, 2020

gonkle

The action of tipping back on two legs when sitting on a four legged chair. Potentially life threatening.

Grandma: Don't gonkle or you'll break your face, goddammit!

by Anoonymooose December 9, 2012

gonul

The most stupid of the stupid the most annoying in the group but one of the smartest. Usually referenced as a turkish name

That girl is a gonul

by Mrpussyeater February 13, 2020

Gonleg

When you are fucking your cats and it scratches your dick so you pull its legs out.

Cat: *scraches your dick*
Me: you cunt im gonna gonleg you *dick is bleading*

by spuffman12341 February 14, 2019