Spuff

When you pee in your own asshole while your penis is erect.

Me: Mom i did it again
Mom: You did what again you fat cunt??!
Me: I did the mothafucking spuff hell yea

by spuffman12341 February 14, 2019

Gonleg

When you are fucking your cats and it scratches your dick so you pull its legs out.

Cat: *scraches your dick*
Me: you cunt im gonna gonleg you *dick is bleading*

by spuffman12341 February 14, 2019