glamour cans

Yet another term for fake boobies.

...and by fake boobies, we mean unreal tatta's.
...and by unreal tatta's we mean counterfeit jugs.
...and by counterfeit jugs
"Who does she think she's fool'n with them glamour cans? Everyone knows them titties aint real!"

"Ever since Karen bought herself a perky new set of glamour cans, she's noticed that her popularity among the male staff members has skyrocketed."
by The Original Pez June 24, 2008
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glamour nazi

Someone who constantly criticizes people for their choice of clothing and/or accessories, and will inevitably give them a lecture on how to dress themselves.
Or, one who will alienate others based solely on their fashion choices.
Dude, Becky is such a glamour Nazi. I was wearing tube socks with shorts, and she just would not shut up about it.
by T Stan April 29, 2016
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glamour fit

to throw a temper tantrum in the name of fashion.

glamour fits can be thrown to reflect fashion disgrace or one might throw
a glamour fit if they are looking particularly fantastic.
i am totally ragging all my clothes are tight, i swear to god, i am having a glamour fit.

oh my god, look at Tawny, that outfit is going to give me a glamour fit.

Divine was so gorgeous in Desperate Living, she threw the best glamour fits.
by alabamablackheart July 07, 2006
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death by glamour

you want more

ACTION!!!!!!!!!!! ROMANCE!!!!!!!!!!! BLOODSHED!!!!!!!!!
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glamour bomb

Expressions of pure emotion devoid of social connotations. Examples: a slip of paper on your friend's or a stranger for that matter windshield reading "Dance like no one is watching" or some other such quip, some forms of grafitti often with an existential "lets all get along" vibe, an envelope mailed to your lover with a note reading "BANG!" and glitter that falls out all over when s/he opens it......

ask around, someone can give you a good idea
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Somebody wishes they could hug you today
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glamour pussy

(n) a star, a spark, a wonderful pussy of spunk.
Her tits are amazing! She's such a a glamour pussy!!! Where did she get that?
by Sean Laffen November 03, 2007
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glamour shot

to ejaculate on to your partners face then throw glitter at her face causing the glitter to stick for days
I gave kelli a glamour shot last night.
by zackr6912 September 19, 2010
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