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A glasshole is someone who doesn't look where they're going on their google glass and bumps into you.
A glasshole is someone who doesn't look where they're going on their google glass and bumps into you.
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A person who works for a natural gas exploration company that invades north eastern small towns in great numbers; disrupting the ebb and flow of that community. Can usually be seen driving a white Ford-350 with abnormal amounts of tool boxes, tinted windows, Texas plates and "bull balls" hanging from the hitch.
I tried to get McDonald's breakfast this morning but there were 17 gasholes backed up in the drive-thru!!!
My friends needed a place to stay for the weekend but the gasholes have every hotel booked!
I used to have clean drinking water but the gasholes put 37 holes in my yard and now it's contaminated!
Look at the trail of grease and dirt that gashole leaves behind him in the grocery store!
My friends needed a place to stay for the weekend but the gasholes have every hotel booked!
I used to have clean drinking water but the gasholes put 37 holes in my yard and now it's contaminated!
Look at the trail of grease and dirt that gashole leaves behind him in the grocery store!
by OptionVBC April 25, 2010
Get the Gashole mug.A type of male (or female if her testosterone level is high enough) that pleasures in douchebaggery and being a dick. It is a pronoun for the word "asshole" that you can use in public without fear of an elderly woman overhearing you and going into cardiac arrest.
Though the word stems from the lesser known Bruchenian dialect, grassholes now exist in every crevice of society. Even celebrities and presidents are douchebags these days, and the term "grasshole" provides the larger public a politically correct way of calling someone a fucktard.
Though the word stems from the lesser known Bruchenian dialect, grassholes now exist in every crevice of society. Even celebrities and presidents are douchebags these days, and the term "grasshole" provides the larger public a politically correct way of calling someone a fucktard.
Kanye West: Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had the best music video of all time.
Taylor Swift: (stands on stage, shocked)
Audience at home: Day-um. Kanye is a grasshole!
Taylor Swift: (stands on stage, shocked)
Audience at home: Day-um. Kanye is a grasshole!
by Eight Tea Overrated November 7, 2010
Get the Grasshole mug.1. The yawning crevass between your buttocks that periodically needs to "gasp" for air, a process known by those in the trade as " ass trumpeting" or perhaps more commonly farting.
2. Your anal hole, the apeture that leadeth to the brown superhighway
2. Your anal hole, the apeture that leadeth to the brown superhighway
a. My god Felix my old gasphole's been a bit lively this morning.
b. Wtf bro it stinks like gasphole in here.
c. That Sebastian prefers gasphole to vajajay don' t you know.
b. Wtf bro it stinks like gasphole in here.
c. That Sebastian prefers gasphole to vajajay don' t you know.
by munkeylegend December 3, 2013
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guy 1: eww i just stuck my penis in her asshole
guy 1: dude there was so much hair
guy 2: wow man thats not an asshole its a damn GRASSHOLE
guy 1: dude there was so much hair
guy 2: wow man thats not an asshole its a damn GRASSHOLE
by livefreely May 9, 2008
Get the grasshole mug.A person who exploits environment and society in order to take part in obtaining natural gas from deep shale deposits through unconventional hydraulic fracturing or fracking, which uses directional drilling and millions & millions of gallons of slickwater (water mixed with carcinogens), most of which is left underground along with other unknown substances.
Gasholes are common in regions of Appalachia where Marcellus Shale is currently being drilled and fracked. Gasholes are prominent in Tioga, Bradford, and Susquehanna Counties, in Pennsylvania, and in the town of Dimock, PA, especially, because Pennsylvania's regulations give natural gas companies many exemptions in addition to the exemptions afforded by the federal government. True gasholes do not care if your water well, your pond, your stream, or your land is contaminated by natural gas operations. You will know a gashole has been on site by the confused and disgruntled looks of their victims, who truly cannot believe that anyone would treat another human being the way they were just treated by the gashole, especially over something as simple as asking the gashole to acknowledge their responsibility for contaminating a person's water supply.
NOTE: Most gasholes drive white trucks; most are male. Some are third-party contractors.
Gasholes are common in regions of Appalachia where Marcellus Shale is currently being drilled and fracked. Gasholes are prominent in Tioga, Bradford, and Susquehanna Counties, in Pennsylvania, and in the town of Dimock, PA, especially, because Pennsylvania's regulations give natural gas companies many exemptions in addition to the exemptions afforded by the federal government. True gasholes do not care if your water well, your pond, your stream, or your land is contaminated by natural gas operations. You will know a gashole has been on site by the confused and disgruntled looks of their victims, who truly cannot believe that anyone would treat another human being the way they were just treated by the gashole, especially over something as simple as asking the gashole to acknowledge their responsibility for contaminating a person's water supply.
NOTE: Most gasholes drive white trucks; most are male. Some are third-party contractors.
Me: "Do you have a business card?"
Gashole: "Yes, but..."
Me: "...but the family you affected isn't allowed to call you?"
Gashole: "Right!"
Gashole, after HIS company contaminates YOUR water supply: "You're being unfair to us!"
Gashole: "Yes, but..."
Me: "...but the family you affected isn't allowed to call you?"
Gashole: "Right!"
Gashole, after HIS company contaminates YOUR water supply: "You're being unfair to us!"
by eponymous35733 September 23, 2011
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