futon asshole 

A video game player who deliberately breaks a futon alliance. He or she typically acts only in his or her best interest while playing the game. This includes destroying other player’s characters, stealing their Mario Party stars or other snarky behavior.

Lauren, you just stole my last star! You are a futon asshole!

futon asshole by uglysinglesclub December 15, 2008

Futon Torpedo 

massive bed-fart, especially while on a futon

He tried to 'dutch-oven' me with a Futon Torpedo, but I got the shields up in time..

Futon Torpedo by sneederbee November 29, 2011

Futon Cruton

When a girl gets up off your couch and leaves a spot.

Yeah I was finger blasting that chick on the couch and when she got up she left a futon cruton

Futon Cruton by Staffro November 4, 2010

futon alliance 

A close association of video game players, assembled on a futon (or other seating device), formed to advance common interests by playing as team. Members of a futon alliance are loyal and trusting of each other; they will not act against other members of the alliance. Failure to act in accordance with terms of the futon alliance will result in a player being rejected from the coalition and henceforth being known as a futon asshole.

Rebecca, you better find Molly and destroy her player or else we will lose and you will no longer be a part of this futon alliance!

futon alliance by uglysinglesclub December 24, 2008

Futon Baby

Calling someone's parents so poor they conceived them on a futon, rather than on an actual bed.

Bro ur a futon baby

Futon Baby by wilhaegele December 9, 2022

futon alliance 

A close association of video game players, assembled on a futon (or other seating device), formed to advance common interests by playing as team. Members of a futon alliance are loyal and trusting of each other; they will not act against other members of the alliance. Failure to act in accordance with terms of the futon alliance will result in a player being rejected from the coalition and henceforth being known as a futon asshole.

Rebecca, you better find Molly and destroy her player or else we will lose and you will no longer be a part of this futon alliance!

futon alliance by uglysinglesclub December 15, 2008

Futon brother 

When two buddies have fucked the same girl on the same futon at different times.

John- "I fucked Sarah on the futon."

Sam- "Really? So have I!"

John- "You're my futon brother!"

Futon brother by Grif192 September 28, 2013