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it's your funeral

if you do it, you will suffer all the consequences!
Go ahead, buy that worthless piece of junk. It's your funeral!
by Light Joker May 10, 2005
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Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Another way of saying to a female, you've got a stick up your ass.
Damn girl, who lit the fuse on your tampon?!
by Black§Pearl January 12, 2004
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El Fuerte

A new character for Street Fighter IV and his name means "The Strong One".
He's a masked Mexican luchador(wrestler) and likes to cook even though he doesn't seem to be competent when it comes to it.
El Fuerte is a nice addition to the series but he should get boosted up because his low stamina and low damage dont make up for his awesome speed and a way to notice this is by fighting against Zangief.
All his moves are named upon Mexican food or related to Mexico somehow, being the Habanero Dash the core of his gameplay and tactics.
His Super is "El Fuerte Dynamite" and his Ultra is "El Fuerte Flying Giga Buster" the latter being a move which range can be controlled during the Ultra animation.
Basically El Fuerte is a great character with awesome moves that takes long to master but it's worth it.
It's Super Dynamic Cooking Time!

Guy 1: Hey dude have you tried El Fuerte?! His moves are so crazy!
Guy 2: Ya I'm trying to master him but I faced a Zangief on Championship mode and even though I could connect my ultra and everything 3 Lariots knocked me out T.T
Guy 1: Ya... he gotta get a lil boost from Capcom.
by HardRuisu April 27, 2009
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toilet funeral

A "funeral" in which a fish or other pet is flushed down the commode.

A "toilet funeral" usually takes place after the "tragic" and "sudden" death of a short lived pet such as a goldfish etc.
Not many words are spoken during a toilet funeral but you can distinctly hear the blessed sounds of water flushing from the Porcelain God.
Imagine your child's fish dies after a day and you're glad that it is gone but your children won't stop whining about it.

To make the whiny bastards feel better you quickly say,"Look we are going to have a "toilet funeral" for Dorothy #1, I mean Dorothy #2, or whatever the number kid..."

"Ok Daddy/Mommy Can we invite my friends over?"

(Flush Noises Repeatedly....)

"Now is good honey"
by THE FLOOSH June 15, 2017
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fuster cluck

Transpositive derivation of cluster fuck, commonly used if a small child, manager, Jehovah's Witness, or HR person is within earshot.
"So the job was a total cluster fu..." Thad stopped himself, eyeing his 3 year old daughter watching him intently, "...fuster cluck."
by Scary Mike June 10, 2004
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fusker

The act of iteratively accessing (pornographic) photographs using automated technologies.
Noticing that the photographs on the website were numbered, Ned decided to fusker them.
by xsg October 10, 2004
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Fuerza Regida

a motherfucking fire ass michoacán group that plays trap corridos. with group members Jesus Ortiz Paz, Samuel Jamiez, Khrystian Ramos, José Garica. puro fuerza regida guëy
ay foo vamos al concierto de fuerza regida esta noche con la morras. vamos anda pedo 🤪
by estoypeda February 17, 2020
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